Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 July 2023

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Some of the tools used during the procedure

Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be.

The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marathon runner smiled as she said that her ass is hanging about an inch or so lower than it was last year.

Brit expressed that her breasts are not as perky as they used to be, but she did state that, following a specialist corrective procedure, she is thrilled that her vagina is now tighter than the lid of a jar of pickles!

Spears' new boyfriend, CNN's Anderson Cooper, was recently photographed by paparazzi looking like he had been mauled and scratched by a ferocious cougar... Well, maybe he just had...

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