Merry Christmas, The Spoof readers

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 1 July 2023

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"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

By the time you read this article, it should probably be one week before Christmas, and all through The Spoof editorial house, this article will finally be published during the near correct month, week, and day of the December calendar.

Ballpark? Give or take a year.

The Spoof editorial office has been flooded with so many articles they have yet to publish last month's submissions. Hence, King Charles has a series of birthday wishes that remain piling up in the IN box, while submitted gallery photos are quickly snapped up and added, and added, and added on an hourly basis.

Does anyone receive points or hits for adding photographs to The Spoof photo gallery?

"Easy does it. Coming in on a wing and a prayer, carefully landing inside The Spoof photo gallery."

What's coming in?

"Every letter in the Russian Cyrillic alphabet, in every primary color, the color of the rainbow, and muddied up colors, shaped into every single different animal that was ever on Noah's Ark, and Bingo! I'm in The Spoof's first place for the rest of the year."

Or maybe The Spoof's article publishing backup has nothing to do with the number of photo submissions, but rather the world has caught up to the fact that The Spoof publishes great articles and everyone in the world is on board submitting articles, and The Spoof has become overwhelmed.

But anyway, continued happy reading and a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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