Jennifer Lopez' therapy sessions were a success

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 29 June 2023

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"J.Lo keeps getting sexier." -ANDY COHEN

J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt.

Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Block, as she is known in the Bronx, has devoted a lot of her time, money, and energy to make sure that she is woman enough for her man.

Lopez says Ben is by far the most amazing lover that she has ever had, and she has had lots of 'em.

J.Lo is currently in the recording studio working on her latest album titled, "Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Sing Sexy Songs To Make Out To."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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