Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 July 2023

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"Carrie is 40, but she has the body of a 20-year-old." -ANDERSON COOPER

Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back.

Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To Spread My Legs," sold over 6 million records.

She quickly followed that one up with "The Ballad of The Wild and Wooly Woman."

Forty-year-old Carrie has been married to pro hockey player Mike Fisher for 13 years and after coming out with the single "I've Got Me The 13-Year Itch," many fans took that to mean that her marriage to the good looking Mike is on the rocks.

Carrie has said that, yes he does tend to drink a bit too much moonshine, but that is no reason for her to want to end their marriage, especially since she has gone on record as saying that Mike is very well-endowed in the penis department, plus he is so damn good in bed, he is the only man who has given her more than one orgasm in one sitting...ah make that in one laying. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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