Fox's Tucker Carlson's Nose Growing Uncontrollably After Showing Jan. 6th Videotapes

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 8 March 2023

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Ol' Tucker can pleasure two ladies at once!

The nose growth happened recently after his episodes showing Jan. 6th security videos of the followers of trump (in riot gear) - going into the capitol as peaceful tourists.

He might have Pinocchioitis, a temporary physical condition that stops when the person stops lying.

Tucker has always had a chronic case of the disease - mostly unnoticeable.

(As viewers can't judge if his nose is one inch longer or shorter. )

And Tucker was able to use TV make - up to conceal a major nose lengthening when he told an especially big lie.

But Tucker's whopper of a lie about the Trump supporters that rioted and trashed the capitol was too much for his body.

They think Pinocchioitis is a psychosomatic condition and a person's body punishes them for laying.

Tucker has suffered a lot of nose pain from the lengthening and shortening - during his career.

But since he gets $30 million dollars a year salary - he has to keep lying for a living - and suffering for his lying.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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