HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The Prophylactic World is amazed at the latest discovery in 'Rubbers."
A retired New Jersey gynecologist, Dr. Titus F. Upperweed, 51, told The American Department of Birth Control (ADBC) that he has discovered a reusable condom.
Dr. Upperweed said that he is still sexually active, with his second wife, who just happens to be 27, and as sexy as they "Cum" (no pun intended - well maybe yes).
The good doctor said that he understands that in this day and age many men, who are afraid-as-shit of getting a vasectomy, or who simply cannot afford one will be thrilled as a hungry gopher in a Kansas wheatfield.
The new condoms are called "The Over, & Over, & Over, Condoms, and amazingly they can be reused successfully for up to 18 times.
The fantabulous condoms are made of a material that is used in the making of bullet proof vests.
One very poor resident of Apalachicola, Florida, who has already fathered 14 children from five different women, said that he has actually used the same condom a total of 27 times.
The new "Over, & Over, & Over, Condoms come in two colors, "He-Man Purple," and "Stud Strawberry."
