Fox Talking Head Tucker Carlson Shows Videos of Peaceful Patriots Visiting Capitol Jan 6th

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 8 March 2023

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Patriots gathering at the Union Square on January 6

House republicans in congress gave fox's tucker Carlson all the security videos of the trashing of congress on January 6th.

(But didn't give any videos to CNN, the new York times - or anybody else.)

Tucker is now doing several Foxy episodes to show that innocent Americans - after Trump invited them to the capitol - just went down to the capitol building to sight see - (since they were already in town).

His videos only show so-called rioters (in riot gear) playing 'tug the bicycle racks' with police officers and other innocent activities.

Also one patriot accidently fell through a window into the capitol building - and others rushed in to help him and had to open all the doors to get the guy out.

That was when all these eager supposed rioters, just shoved the police aside and when in to be tourists - taking selfies, chasing police officers, and visiting Nancy Pelosi’s office.

(Using some republican supplied maps).

It was all just good fun.

Some officers tripped and fell down and were.

Trampled by the mob - but that happens at events like these.

And the guy who erected the hanging pole and noose for V. P. Pence?

Just a misguided soul.

He thought Trump told him to do it.

Now of course - really mean Reagan and Clinton judges have imprisoned and fined thousands of these innocent patriotic sight seers.

Tucker sees this as a great injustice.

But the earlier Black Lives Matter demonstrations? - tucker thinks all those people should get long prison sentences.

(The Trump/Tucker 2024 committee)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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