Trump Proposes to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Claims Third Time's a Charm
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed that Don "The Con" Trump has asked her to marry him. She says she replied, "But did you forget that you're already married to that hairpiece on your head?" Trump semi-quippe…
Read full storyColorado Has The Nation's First Pot/Pizza Food Truck
ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
Read full storyPresident Putin Arrested And He's Taken Into Custody Of A Group Of Clowns
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that the Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has been taken into custody by a group of clowns. Sources say that the clowns snuck into the Kremlin disguised as caterers and lured Puti…
Read full storyDonald Trump Looking For A Gregory Peck Or Spencer Tracy Lawyer For His Defense
Thinking himself as innocent as a mockingbird, Donald Trump knew he needed a super attorney for his defense, and that a Rudolph Giuliani-type lawyer was not it. He needed a Spencer Tracy or Gregory Peck type to swing him out of a guilty verdict. H…
Read full storyBRAZIL WAX NOW: 10,000 Trenton Women Rallying to Make Men the Only Waxers
NEWS FLASH: Trenton, New Jersey, 9:23 a.m. EST. Our on-site reporter is keeping our news desk on the Delaware River in Washington's Crossing constantly updated about this volatile situation. Right now, we are bringing this news to our readers simu…
Read full storyJ.Lo and Willie Nelson Pen A New Song About Their Wild Night
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - J.Lo, who at the age of 53, can still turn heads quicker than most female celebrities who are half her age - even when fully clothed. Jenny from the Block has a stunningly beautiful figure, with an erotically fine derri…
Read full storyLiberal Democrats poking their noses in again
Although you barely remember their names or faces, Liberal Democrats have been popping up all over your little city now that local elections are taking place. Group members, not evil enough to join the Conservatives or not sensitive enough for Lab…
Read full storyTable of women approached by four different men
In a crowded pub in Mithering on the Trent, Tracey and Sharon, along with three of their mates, were out for a good night of drinking wine and talking about life when their good time was spoiled by four different men approaching their table. "It h…
Read full storyA Nortorious Mafia Hitman Is Dating a Sexy Brooklyn Uber Driver
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - In the midst of the city's political turmoil, a curious romantic entanglement has come to light. Margarita Mixx of Wild Whispers reports that Taffeta Mingalino, a 27-year-old Uber driver renowned for her beauty and sensual…
Read full storyIsraelis discover Hitler's head; rush to Jerusalem for analysis
A group of young Israelis on sabbatical from their Negev kibbutz stumbled across a vat in the Tyrol with Hitler's head preserved in Riesling. They contacted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office in Tel Aviv and were immediately referred to his t…
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