In a stunning turn of events … since China has lamely tried to play peace-maker between Russia and Ukraine and lost the bid … now Rod Stewart has said he will be the man to kick Russia out of Ukraine and bring peace again.
Wearing red leather pants and a red silk shirt that had only three buttons, Rod showed off his chest to the Ukrainians and Russians, who both said Rod has more chest hair than Putin, so he’s more of an ape man … thus, he would make a great peace-maker.
“Do you think I’m sexy?” Rod asked a Ukrainian translator, who swooned and asked for an autograph.
The Russian translator immediately rushed in and pushed the Ukrainian translator out of the way and started grinding herself against Rod’s … ahem … rod.
Will the Sexiest Man Alive (for 1981) bring peace and win a Nobel? Do you want his body? If you say yes, then get ready for a whole lotta Rod!
Now dance, you war-mongering bitches!
