Four Bad Actors Awards

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 12 March 2023

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Four Bad Actors Award

These are not professional actors but people pretending to do their jobs and failing, like in a crash, bang, boom. "Oh, gosh, gee-whiz!" The World Bad Actors Awards go to people failing at their jobs.

London cab drivers will never receive this award. They are the real deal. "At your service!"

Okay! The top four most prominent Bad Actors in the world?

Hands down, the first award has to go to Donald Trump. After losing the election three years ago, he should have done the dignified thing, conceded, congratulated the winner, attended the inauguration, and then retired to Mar-A-Lago. So goodbye, so long, he should never have been in the White House, to begin with. The Stormy Daniels story would have stopped him.

The next bad actor award goes to Benjamin Netanyahu. His manipulation of democracy is so transparent; it's almost funny. First, he was sentenced to jail but won reelected, so now he says, "For the good of the country," he is attempting to dissolve the judicial system of Israel. That's one way to stay out of jail. Right? Right. 100%!

Next, the gal quit her job and said, "WHAAAT?" instead of asking follow-up questions. Yes, Oprah. The British monarchy was left hanging in the wind, allowing a television supporting actor to insinuate today's monarchy was racist. When you're worth millions, doing your job and asking follow-up questions is safe. Just ask Katie Couric.

Kevin McCarthy is the next bad actor failing at his job. When someone wants a job so badly and finally gets it, don't you think he should do it? Want's it? Get it? Do it? Instead, he gave away his job while trying to get his job. Now, all he has is an empty gavel.

Pelosi never had an empty gavel.

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