A Proud Boy fashion show was held in Kill ‘Em All, Ohio over the weekend, and things could not have been more fabulous!
Strutting his stuff down the runway was Hoss Groober wearing the standard bumble bee colors but also sporting a lovely face of camouflage grease paint.
“I like to put lots of darker colors on my face, since I like to hide in the dark and pounce on unsuspecting drag queens and pro-abortion feminists. Then I like to oil my gun and rub it up and down my –”
That’s enough of interviewing the “models”.
And here’s Jethro Tuck in his digital camo wear with an AR-15 slung across his back and two pearl handled six-shooter holstered on his hips. And is that a vial of anthrax in his pocket – for duck hunting, I’m sure! Delicious! And what’s that strapped to his back? An anti-aircraft missile? Those deer won’t know what hit them! Or is for Antifa? Anti Antifa missile launcher? Could be the hot new thing at all the illegal gun auctions going on in America right now!
Next up: Stay tuned for the Drag Hunting & Fishing Show, where drag racers show you all the sexy fashion for sitting on a hunter’s platform in the cold, getting drunker and bitching about Biden, or sitting in a boat with a pole in your hand waiting for dinner to bite you!
