New Novel Idea - Relocate All Recent Immigrants to 'Liverpool Land' in Greenland

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 12 March 2023

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Welcome to England!

Rishi wants to give Rwanda several Million Pounds to take England's illegal immigrants - while they wait for their Court papers to be processed.

All the Rwanda leadership members are very eager to do this transaction as quickly as possible.

Many Conservatives thinks that is a huge amount of money to waste on illegal immigrants.

Sir Humphrey Bargehorn of East Rutting was looking at a globe the other day and had a Eureka moment.

He rushed over to Conservative MP friends and said - “the Immigrants can't stay in Rwanda forever at taxpayer Expense.

The warring Hutus and Tutsis will warmly welcome them - but they will have to eventually be relocated.

With Global Warming we could more cheaply relocate them to Liverpool Land in Greenland - a real Land listed on Google.

We can save Money as it's nearer England.

It is a peninsula - healthy Northern air and all they would need are Tents and Heaters.

And we could pay our Legal immigrants to go over and take care of them.

All our Immigrants on an Island - and away from our Island!

(The Immigration Solutions Committee is looking into it.)

(Basil Blathering - London)

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