HOLMBY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down with the three older Kardashian sisters at an Intoxicated Iguana Lounge in Holmby Hills.
Kim and Khloe had a papaya Margarita, while Kourtney had a Modified 7 and 7, and Carolina had a Dos Equis Beer.
Khloe told Miss Chipotle that they were over the moon as they had just purchased Hugh Hefner's infamous Playboy Mansion, which has seen more snatch than all of the gynecologists in Indiana combined.
Miss Chipotle asked the K girls how their business dealings are going. Kim replied that just this past year the three earned a combined total of $452,983,202.35
She added that most of it came from their K Klan Lingerie Shops, located in Oxnard, Carpinteria, La Brea, and Avocado Heights.
Khole noted that their stock in Paul Bunyan Brand Condoms has literally erupted (no pun intended) and gone through the roof.
Meanwhile, the Kardashian matriarch Kris Kardashian Jenner is still dating a black guy as are all of the rest of the K sisters, except for Kourtney who is actually married to a, drumroll please...tattoo covered white drummer named Travis Barker
