What Torture Does Trump Threaten If Someone Squeals?
With Donald Trump’s people backing out of testifying on the events of January 4th, 5th and 6th, trying to overturn his lost 2020 election, or to testify about his four year stay at the White House, or about that questionable weekend at the Moscow Rit…
Read full storyThe Nevada State Senate Votes To Abolish Friday The 13th
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – After receiving countless petitions with literally millions of signatures, the Nevada State Senate has acted. The “Staters” voted 91-9 to abolish any and all Friday the 13ths. Sen. Higgley P. Fernandez of Poker Chips…
Read full storyThe Real Madrid Club de Futbol Rumors Keep Swirling Around
MADRID – (Sports Satire) – The rumors that the Real Madrid football club is moving have surfaced again. The US publication Sports Territory Magazine, is reporting that the team owners have been offered a fantastically lucrative offer from a group…
Read full storyWho Loves Donald Trump That Much?
Trump’s people are ignoring subpoenas to testify before the January 6th Committee. Ignoring a subpoena is not a good idea. If you decide to ignore a subpoena, you can be held in contempt of Court or Congress. Being held in contempt of Court or Congr…
Read full storyCouple know that 2022 has already peaked with a new series of Death in Paradise
Chutney on the Fritz's best-loved couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson know that 2022 will already have peaked by the end of the next series of Death in Paradise. They know that 16-year-old son Thomas will still be mooning over Sarah, an old school f…
Read full storyPresident Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Prohibiting Members of Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah From Entering The US
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president acting on advice from VP Harris, Senator Pelosi, and info guru Andy Cohen has just signed a new PEO which bans all terrorists from entering the U.S. POTUS made it abundantly clear that any and all t…
Read full storyHow expensive is the Radio Times? My thoughts on modern life by Mr Ray Ving, aged 80
How expensive is the Radio Times? £5.25, that is how expensive the radio times is. I don't know how expensive it was last year, but it seems to be very expensive. I mean, I know when the programmes I will be watching are on. The Queen at three on…
Read full storyBoris Johnson's best suit is still at the dry cleaners
British Prime Minister (at the time of writing) Boris Johnson has revealed that his best, and most expensive suit is still at the dry cleaner. With a suit liberally festooned with baby vomit, with his unbrushed hair, an air of nonchalance, Johnson…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott Has Just Offended Millions of Divorced Adulterous Texans
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor who is without a shadow of a doubt the worst governor in the entire nation is at it again. Governor Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott, has just issued a state proclamation that any resident of Texas who got divorced…
Read full storyPrince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The latest rumor floating around the UK is that Prince Charles is having a torrid affair with former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy (Cole). Neville Twickenbuck with Tickety Boo News was the first to break the story, wh…
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