IQ Tests Will Be Required For Future Presidential Nominees
Now that the national nightmare of the Trump White House occupation is almost over, a new Supreme Court decision has been quietly signed into law. In the future, all presidential nominees will be required to take an IQ test as part of their physical…
Read full storyReport Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence
WASHINGTON DC - Democrats continue to claim credit for any and all positive economic news. Career bureaucrats at various agencies in the US Capitol determined that President Trump's opposition to ANTIFA will hurt economic recovery. As US GDP accelera…
Read full storyWarren Puffitt Predicts: Trump Could Still Win: A Stimulus, the "Bradley Effec
Omaha, Nebraska, An S.O.B. report for Spoof On Business. That other Omaha financial wizard, Warren Puffitt, reminds pollsters around the country that Donald Trump could still pull out a victory because of two things. 1- the likelihood that Trum…
Read full story“1,000 Deaths A Day Is Almost Nothing.”
Looking for love from Daddy, Donald Trump Jr. announced that 1,000 deaths a day are almost like nothing. This from a pro-lifer? Does he even know what he’s saying? Words seem to be spewing out of his mouth like water from a fire hose. What is he…
Read full storyUCLA Enters PAC-12 Conference Season Undefeated
Westwood Village, UCLA - An SOS from Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Sports. Unlike the 2018 and 2019 football seasons, when UCLA ended their pre-season games 0-3, the Bruins will enter the PAC-12 conference schedule UNDEFEATED. That's because t…
Read full storyParis reveals abuse suffered in earlier years
Social butterfly and Hollywood celebrity Paris Hilton has talked recently about the abuse she suffered in her younger years. In a recent TV interview, Ms Hilton spoke about the effect that abuse had on her. She said that one encounter with a nativ…
Read full storyMr Burns Guide to Lockdown
Hello there everyone, You know me as Mr Burns from the televisual documentary The Simpsons, owner of the Nuclear Power Plant, boss to Homer, Lenny, and Carl, avoider of Bart, collector of Dalmation fur, and unrequited love interest of Smithers.
Read full storyHand-stitched Etsy bodysuit offers complete protection against coronavirus, people whose views you don't like
Popular Etsy vendor Fashion Forward announced, yesterday, a product called The Barrier, "a bold and stylish bodysuit designed to swathe you in a cotton-spandex blend for comfort and complete safety from both the coronavirus and everybody on the other…
Read full storySamsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada
Popular luggage maker Samsonite announced yesterday, in a conference call with investors, that if US President Donald Trump wins reelection on Tuesday, they expect to sell around 200 million suitcases and handbags on Wednesday, as the majority of Ame…
Read full storyTony Blair would like his voice back
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stated that he would really like his voice back, now that it seems to be being used by Rishi Sunak. The former political leader said: 'My voice has a certain charm, charisma, and, without seeming to be…
Read full storyMichael Gove missing being the tea boy
Michael Gove, chief Government house-elf, has admitted that, during the lockdown, he has really missed being tea-boy. 'I miss making the tea and coffee for Boris, and for Rishi Sunak. I never made it for anyone else, but when I asked Priti Patel i…
Read full storyMan Killed Rat Before Going To Bed, Then Had Nightmare
Unusual experiences leading up to bedtime can have strange effects on our mibds once we have eventually got to sleep, and this was true for one man last night, after he spotted a rat in his house, and bashed its brains out with a sweeping brush. M…
Read full storyLiam Neeson 'Taken 4' Performance "Exceptional"
Fans of the 'Taken' movies will be interested to learn that the fourth film in the series, 'Taken 4: A Ride' will be released into cinemas a week on Monday, 9 November, or 9/11. Liam Neeson once again plays Bryan Mills, the former CIA operative wh…
Read full storyTrump Does Not Want To Win Reelection
Donald Trump does not want to win reelection. He’s done everything to abuse the office, alienate supporters, create chaos with the Constitution, confuse our allies, scientists, even calling doctors thieves. Still, the crowds keep showing up and cheer…
Read full storyMugs still furloughed
Unwashed coffee cups Mavis and Florence are still on furlough, having not left the side of the sink since their office shut down in March. 'Every day, I watch the mould grow increasingly thick and dark,' wailed Mavis, in her surprisingly deep, son…
Read full storyDon Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does
NEW YORK CITY – CNN host Don “Rainbow” Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…
Read full storyThe Atlanta Falcons Have The Ugliest Football Playing Field in The Entire NFL
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory Magazine recently took a poll, and asked readers to choose their 'ugliest football stadium in the NFL'. STM writer Hiawatha Pamplona said that the overwhelming winner was Mercedes-Benz Stadium, home to…
Read full storyA Yellowstone Park Forest Ranger Teaches 3 Squirrels to Say a Vulgar Phrase
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has fired a veteran forest ranger, after he was caught on video acting like a 14-year-old immature punk. Investigators viewed three different videos, in which form…
Read full storyThe World Is Flat And Doctors Are Liars Says, Donald Trump
In his last-ditch attempt to win reelection, and kick COVID-19 into the history books, Donald Trump claims that COVID-19 is gone, over with, no longer an issue. With 9,000 dying 3 days before election day, Trump may as well say that the world is f…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him
MIAMI – (Satire News) – President Trump somehow found the time to play golf at his own Trump Doral Golf Course. CNN reports that he rode around in a golf cart that the American taxpayers paid for, while millions of Americans are unemployed, and wi…
Read full storyB. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: B. O. Plenty, the husband of Gravel Gertie and father of Sparkle Plenty, today announced his support for Sleepy Joe Biden. Sparkle was a child prodigy at the age of two. Already talking and doing chores at her home in Fontana, s…
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