“1,000 Deaths A Day Is Almost Nothing.”

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 31 October 2020

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The beauty of nature killed with Donald Trump Jr's rifle.

Looking for love from Daddy, Donald Trump Jr. announced that 1,000 deaths a day are almost like nothing. This from a pro-lifer? Does he even know what he’s saying? Words seem to be spewing out of his mouth like water from a fire hose.

What is he eating, drinking, or snorting? Or maybe he was born that way. Or maybe he’s competing with Daddy, as to which one can say the more outlandishly, stupid thing.

He’s never held a job. Working for Daddy is not a job, but just a weekly allowance.

He says he likes to kill elephants and giraffes in Africa. That isn’t a job, but described as something he likes to do. Does he take a contingent of Secret Service operatives to protect him when he flies to Africa to kill elephants and giraffes? Do taxpayers pay for his Secret Service protection?

Of course, the taxpayer foots the bill for the Secret Service protecting Daddy's Boy.

Elephants and giraffes don’t carry guns. What is Daddy's Boy afraid of, the Banana Bat? You have to be a real head-case to aim your rifle, focus, pull the trigger and kill an incredible elephant or a majestic giraffe.

And then Daddy's Boy has the temerity to pose, holding that animal’s cut-off tail. Real big-man stuff, moron!

So, 1,000 dead each day from coronavirus in the United States is almost nothing?

One death because of his Daddy's indifference and incompetence is one too many.

Junior, there’s still time, grow a brain.

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