Mr Burns Guide to Lockdown

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 31 October 2020

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It's all so beautiful.....

Hello there everyone,

You know me as Mr Burns from the televisual documentary The Simpsons, owner of the Nuclear Power Plant, boss to Homer, Lenny, and Carl, avoider of Bart, collector of Dalmation fur, and unrequited love interest of Smithers.

Who are you?

Anyway, I am an exceedingly rich, and well-respected man about town, so I have coped with Lockdown quite well, thank you very much. Obviously, all of the workers are feeling the pinch at the moment, but that cannot be helped. I mean, I know I could help them, but what good would that do?

I really cannot subsidise their lack of ambition, can I? They should have worked harder at school.

Anyway, toodlepip you suckers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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