SpaceX Launch Scrubbed; Private Enterprisers Can't Beat Mother Nature
Cape Canaveral, Fla. Shawn Insanity reporting for SOB - Spoof On Business. You might wonder why Spoof On Business is covering the now scrubbed SpaceX Dragon launch to ferry two astronauts to the Space Station. Not a mystery if you were watching Fox N…
Read full story1980's Rock Group "The Knack" Make Come Back with Remake of My Sharona as My Corona
Mega rock stars of the late 1970s and early 80s, The Knack, are back! Best known for their smash hit, My Sharona, the British rockers are sitting on top of the charts with an updated remake of My Sharona called My Corona. Using the same music with...
Read full storyBoris Johnson yet to say he has complete faith in Dominic Cummings
Boris Johnson, a puppet of Dominic Cummings, still hasn't said the dread phrase that means Cummings will soon be on the lookout for a new position. As much as the drums at the end of Eastenders mean, it is time for another continuity announcement.
Read full storyIncidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low
Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. The bearded policeman spoke at the press…
Read full storyMan still lost in Ikea
A man who has been missing since the beginning of the lockdown is thought to be still lost in a West Midlands branch of Ikea. Ladies man, Brian Asshat, was just looking for some Billy Bookcases, and some picture frames, but hasn't been seen on the…
Read full storyA nice day out at the castle
After the Prime Minister's guru had declared driving to be the way of testing eyesight, thousands have set out on trips up and down the motorways and country lanes of Britain, to ascertain their quality of vision. "Best if you test it from all sid...
Read full storyBagpipes To Be Phased Out
The traditional sound of Highland bagpipes, the musical accomplishment of a thousand years of Scottish heritage, is to be phased out over the next twelve months, after it emerged that many people don't like it, and countless others find it downright...
Read full story140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package
$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...
Read full storyArchitect Criticized Over Horrendous City Planning
Residents of a town in the mid-West, have severely criticized the work of an architect whose restructuring of their streets has left them scratching their heads in puzzlement. The architect, whose name has been withheld pending an investigation, h...
Read full storyMan Feels Reading Some Of The Stories On The Spoof Is A Bit Like Chinese Water Torture
A man who is a frequent visitor to the satirical online news website, TheSpoof.com, has said that, despite being a big fan of the site in the past, reading current material reminds him of what Chinese Water Torture must be like. The man, who can't...
Read full storyHail the Venerable Trump!
So now it's official. The people of America are celebrating and dancing in the streets.They've toiled and sweat blood to give him space and time to spread his word. They need him. They love him. Americans have finally succumbed to the soft-spoken sca...
Read full storyKelly Ripa Has Just Infuriated A Lot of Her Dedicated Fans
SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN – The co-host of Live With Kelly and Ryan has just shown her legion of fans that she can lie with the best of them; namely one Donald Johnny Trump. For months, Ripa has been telling her devoted fans that she, her husband...
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Reveals That Donald Trump Hit on Her in 1993
WASHINGTON, D.C. – There is something that only a few individuals who know Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are aware of. Pelosi revealed to CNN’s Don Lemon that Donald Trump hit on her back in September of 1993. The 80-year-old Pelosi, with...
Read full storyDemi Lovato Says Self-Isolating is Making Her Feel Depressed, Claustrophobic, and Horny
LOS ANGELES – The popular pop singer has told The Hollywood Gazette-Globe newspaper that she is starting to feel highly depressed, extremely claustrophobic, and erotically horny due to sheltering-in-place. Lovato said that she has been working on...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate
NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...
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