Kelly Ripa Has Just Infuriated A Lot of Her Dedicated Fans

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 27 May 2020

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In Kelly's defense, many of her more loyal fans are saying that Trump has just made it so easy for people to lie like her

SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN – The co-host of Live With Kelly and Ryan has just shown her legion of fans that she can lie with the best of them; namely one Donald Johnny Trump.

For months, Ripa has been telling her devoted fans that she, her husband and three kids, were sheltering-in-place in New York City.

But the truth of the matter is the little pint-sized pixie and her brood were actually self-isolating in an unnamed Caribbean paradise enjoying Pina-Coladas, Papaya Margaritas, and Coke Zeros (for the kiddoes).

She was busted when a pizza delivery guy delivered the family a pizza.

When he recognized who she was, Kelly offered him $400 if he would not reveal where she really was. "Nope" came the reply.

She then told him that she and her husband would buy him a brand new Harley-Davidson motorcycle. "Nope" he replied again.

Desperate, the skinny little elf told the pizza guy that she would allow him to go out on a chaperoned date with her 18-year-old daughter, Lolita.

"Nope." He again replied.

"Well, then, how about if I give you a passionate French kiss?" Ripa asked.

The pizza boy looked her up an down, and remarked, "Hell NOPE! Bye, Felicia."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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