SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN – The co-host of Live With Kelly and Ryan has just shown her legion of fans that she can lie with the best of them; namely one Donald Johnny Trump.
For months, Ripa has been telling her devoted fans that she, her husband and three kids, were sheltering-in-place in New York City.
But the truth of the matter is the little pint-sized pixie and her brood were actually self-isolating in an unnamed Caribbean paradise enjoying Pina-Coladas, Papaya Margaritas, and Coke Zeros (for the kiddoes).
She was busted when a pizza delivery guy delivered the family a pizza.
When he recognized who she was, Kelly offered him $400 if he would not reveal where she really was. "Nope" came the reply.
She then told him that she and her husband would buy him a brand new Harley-Davidson motorcycle. "Nope" he replied again.
Desperate, the skinny little elf told the pizza guy that she would allow him to go out on a chaperoned date with her 18-year-old daughter, Lolita.
"Nope." He again replied.
"Well, then, how about if I give you a passionate French kiss?" Ripa asked.
The pizza boy looked her up an down, and remarked, "Hell NOPE! Bye, Felicia."
