Will Coffee Shop still respect my loyalty card?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 31 July 2020

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I pity the fool who wants my milk for his coffee.....

"It may seem like a trivial matter in these days of Coronavirus, and endless repeats of Line of Duty, but will my favourite coffee shop still respect my loyalty cards?" asks a local teenager.

Chutney on the Fritz's most famous fourteen-year-old with a crush, Thomas Johnson has revealed that he plans to take crush Sarah out on a socially-distanced date in mid-August, but only if Costa-Nero-Bucks in the High Street will allow him to use his one free drink offer.

'Obviously,' said Thomas, 'my paper round has shut down due to Coronavirus, so I don't have a steady stream of cash coming in, so if I have to buy Sarah a coffee, and then one for me, I will be out of pocket.'

Still, Young Thomas, my lad, at least you will know Sarah likes you for you, but in a couple of years, she might like someone else. It is how life works. Sorry to break it to you like that.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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