Train Guard Denies Being Whistleblower
A train guard on one of Britain's busiest train services, is tonight at the centre of a controversy in which a woman passenger suffered temporary deafness when, she says, he blew his whistle right in her ear. The trouble started when Jennifer Spad…
Read full story“Stupid People May Not Know It,” Said Trump
What? Is Trump saying he’s smart and he knows something? He's superior? Suggesting he isn’t the stupid one? Stupid is the other? A reporter asked, "Why do you say Mail-In voting is fraudulent?" Trump reply, “Stupid people may not know this…”…
Read full storyUncontacted tribe found in Australian outback
A tribe of primitive people has been discovered in the middle of Australia. Prospector Bruce Minogue found the group while exploring the vast empty expanse north of Swollen Plums in Western Australia. "It was a surprise all right," drawled Bruce.
Read full storyMasochist who hates the Geordie accent now only watching episodes of Vera
Derek 'Two Chins' Metcalfe, who is both a masochist and has a deep pathological dislike of the Geordie accent, is now only watching repeats of Vera on television. 'Of course, sometimes I watch Auf Wiedersehn, Pet as well, but for the comedy more t…
Read full storyWill Coffee Shop still respect my loyalty card?
"It may seem like a trivial matter in these days of Coronavirus, and endless repeats of Line of Duty, but will my favourite coffee shop still respect my loyalty cards?" asks a local teenager. Chutney on the Fritz's most famous fourteen-year-old wi…
Read full storyUS Presidential Election To Be Held Early
News is just emerging from several sources in Washington that, in contrast to the proposals put forward by President Donald Trump that this November's presidential election might be delayed, it might be necessary to go to the polls early. Maybe ev…
Read full storySpoof writer isn't really giving it his all
A frequent contributor to the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, has confessed that he isn't really making that much effort when he writes his stories. Harold Meaner says he feels that he is barely going through the motions, treading wa…
Read full story‘Jungle Boogie’ Number One Song in the US for the 2,441st Straight Week
Kool and the Gang’s 1973 funk classic, ‘Jungle Boogie’, is once again the number one song in the US. This marks 2,441 straight weeks at the top spot. This has long since surpassed the previous record-holder, Conway Twitty’s ‘It’s Only Make Believe’,…
Read full storySurvey: 43% of People Working at Home for the Lockdown Left Out a Gallon of Milk in their Cubicle
A new Gallup Poll shows that 43% of employees working from home for the Covid-19 lockdown left a gallon of milk sitting out on their desk back in the office. The milk, with an average expiration date of March 28, is just starting to go bad. In ad…
Read full storyClematis Wilt Fan still has listened to week long opus Boris Broke the Music Box
Prog Rock fan Basil Smythe from Basingstoke, still hasn't listened to the week-long musical epic Boris Broke the Music Box by little-remembered rock band Clematis Wilt, despite the country now entering its fifth month of lock-down. 'Yes, I know, i…
Read full storyA federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election
The US President petitioned the court to reject the outcome of the election if he loses, on the ground that any result which does not see him re-elected “must be fraudulent”. Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guilliani, argued that the November 2020 election w…
Read full storyPresident Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…
Read full storyKellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…
Read full storyMany People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm
NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…
Read full storyThe Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…
Read full storyAirline Passengers in Denver Are Stranded on the Airport Loading Ramp Ladder for Three Hours
DENVER – (Spoof News) - American Airlines has apologized to 34 passengers who were left stranded on a John and Bob Denver International Airport loading ramp ladder for a little over three hours. The passengers were apparently told to board the ram…
Read full storyBrazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World
NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, has just received notice that he is being sued. The government of Brazil has informed Mr. Bezos that they do not appreciate him infringing on the Amazon name. They i…
Read full storyMan Turns Whistleblower
A man has been removed from his lucrative supervisory position in a top toy company after he turned whistle-blower, much to the anger of its senior executives. Ben Blower, of Dudley, who stands 6 feet 3 inches tall, had worked at Whistler Toys for…
Read full storyWhy are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?
Conspiracy theories have been around since before the age of mass communication. In fact, before the days of printed media, the conspiracy theory was often the only way of learning about the latest worldwide events. In the 14th century, most Briti…
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