Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'
A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…
Read full storyTrump: Delay The Election
Nose diving in the polls, Trump's plan for winning the election is to delay the 2020 Presidential election until 2024. However, being more realistic than her husband, Be Best has started packing. Always poor in numbers, like 1 plus 1 = 2, Trump is…
Read full storyTwo blokes in their seventies are the only applicants for a job
Mr Ray Ving and Shenstone Fotherington are the only applicants for a job in Middle Management in Mithering on Trent's accountants. The two men, who are both well past their prime and retirement ages, bring a wealth of experience with them, but als…
Read full storyAll of Donald Trump's reasons and excuses for wanting to postpone the election
In a surprising revelation, it has emerged that Donald Trump wants to push back the date for the 2020 US presidential election. We cannot possibly know the full reason why the power-hungry multi-millionaire would want to hang onto power for a few mor…
Read full storyJÜrgen Klopp rings up Sir Alex Ferguson at 03.00 AM to ask how he can win another 20 Premier League titles!
(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC manager, Juergen Klopp, has a dilemma after winning the Premier League title with his team for the first time in 30 years. Drunk and disorderly after a binge-booze party with his players suddenly had a brilliant idea to ask so…
Read full storyParents more ashamed of their son's music taste than his appearance on Naked Attraction
John and Cynthia Worthington have an interesting relationship with son, John Jnr. The erstwhile entrepreneur and influencer doesn't have a cutting edge taste in music, fashion or style, doesn't know what the kids his age are doing, and is spiritua…
Read full storyMan Does Something Very, Very Stupid Indeed
We've all done something a bit silly in the past, something embarrassing, or something we're ever-so-slightly ashamed of, and that was exactly what happened to one man earlier today, when he did something very, very stupid indeed. Moys Kenwood, 57…
Read full storyHunger charity focuses on brunch
Millions of people struggle to find enough food to feed themselves, particularly in the Third World. Philanthropist Geoff Tool believes he knows the answer. "When I heard about how much starvation still exists in the world, I was saddened," he sai…
Read full storyWind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting
After a weekend of unseasonable gusty weather, it's been revealed that the wind was so strong in one part of the country, that it blew one man's hair into a middle parting. Russell Bonkers was on his way to the barber shop near where he lives in S…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors
READING, Pennsylvania – (Gossip News) - Kate Gosselin was asked by a writer for Better Homes and Gardens Magazine about the rumor that she is presently with child. Gosselin, who ex-boyfriend, Steven Tyler, once described as “Kate The Great”, put d…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Miley Cyrus recently told Don Lemon, on CNN, that, regarding her sexual preference, she had been all over the sexualalistic map. She added that she had been here, and there, and way over yonder. Lemon asked her t…
Read full storyFears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started
Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…
Read full storyThe Hallmark Channel Promises To Show Movies That Don’t Have Christmas Trees, Snow, and Perfect-Looking People
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof Entertainment Satire) - After being told by several prominent movie critics that all of the Hallmark Channel movies look and sound the same, the popular network has decided to make some changes. Noted film critic, Gunther Mi…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Dodgers and The Houston Astros Get Into A Bench-Clearing Brawl
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - As anyone who knows anything about baseball knows, the rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros has recently escalated to stratospheric heights. It began years ago with the Wife-Stealing Scandal, b…
Read full storyNeil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work
LOS ANGELES – (Music Satire) - Neil Young, a singer-songwriter, who gained fame back in the 1970s with the heavy-partying band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, is fed up with President Trump’s unmitigated, downright stealing of his creative work.
Read full storyA North Korean Satellite Has Landed in a Kansas Cornfield
WICHITA, Kansas – (Spoof News) - A corn farmer, whose farm is located seven miles west of Wichita, has informed the local authorities about a strange-as-hell happening. Max Wafer, 63, told a reporter with Fox News, that as he was rotating the crop…
Read full storyMemorials Proposed for the Late President Trump
Washington, D. C. A contrite Woof Blister reporting for SOP - Spoof On Politics. [Dateline blurred, but probably some years from now.] Solely Exclusive to The Spoof. This reporter, often a vocal and often inane critic of President Donald J. Trump, h…
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black
The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…
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