Man Sitting In Check Causes Train Crash That Leaves 12 Dead

An underhand move whilst a train driver and a conductor were playing a game of human Chess, caused the death of 12 passengers. The train, travelling on the Ullapool to Fort William line hit disaster after the conductor had put the driver to the...

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Broadway Play Folds

Funny story: Broadway Play Folds

A British play about the collapse of Enron is to close on Broadway, folding with a loss of up to $4m (£2.6m). The show had only run for 15 weeks and sales had been disastrous. In light of this failure, plans for a number of other Broadway productions scheduled for 2010 have also been scrapped , the most exciting being - "The Life and Times of Bill Gates" "Texting - The Musical" "Ame...

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Microsoft's New IE9 Will Come With Laser

PALO ALTO, CA - In order to shift downloads of Microsoft's new Internet Explorer web browser, MS are desperately going to great lengths. Each download will come with a laser gun. Internet Explorer, which has been losing market share to Firefox and...

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SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

Funny story: SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

Reports are coming out from various unnamed sources that the oft used emotional and financial arguments being put forward on the subject of league reconstruction are being accompanied by some distinctly unsavoury methods of persuasion. Details of...

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TV Viewing Fears Expressed

Funny story: TV Viewing Fears Expressed

Repeated viewing of violent scenes in films, television or video games could make teenagers behave more aggressively, US research suggests. Its understood that other research studies also suggested that excessive exposure to content such as Jackas...

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Life News: Man Declares War on Internet Service Provider

BIRMINGHAM - Robert Bates, 24, has declared a full-out war on his local internet service provider, TalkTalk. The ISP, which has been accused of fowl play, and knowingly sanctioning the broadband speed, has already been bombarded with many emails a...

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New Sperm Donation Campaign

Funny story: New Sperm Donation Campaign

A new campaign to encourage sperm donors to come forward and help childless couples to conceive is targeting sports stars in an attempt to increase media exposure. Donors are not paid, but can claim expenses for tissues, redecoration, cleaning of...

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Motoring Improvements Announced

Funny story: Motoring Improvements Announced

Amazing innovations in driving have been announced by researchers in the USA. Software has been developed enables a car to stay within a lane while being aware of other cars. Car signs can even be read and it would be impossible for cars to be par...

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Lindsay Lohan Banned from Jewelry Stores

Alleged shoplifter Lindsay Lohan says she will obey a judge's order "to maintain a distance of 300 feet from all jewelry stores at all times." The troubled ex-starlet is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. "I agre...

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More Amazing Statistics

Rising life expectancies and improved health means the population is ageing much more slowly than at the end of last century. The US and Austrian study in the well respected Science magazine makes a number of amazing discoveries. The study also...

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Mubarak Vows to Win Over Protestors with Offer of Free Cheese and Crackers

Funny story: Mubarak Vows to Win Over Protestors with Offer of Free Cheese and Crackers

Cairo, Egypt - President Mubarak of Egypt appeared on state television this evening promising to capture the hearts and minds of protestors aligned against him with an offer of free cheese and crackers. With a plate full of "delicious cheese and...

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Shock Admission By Film Makers

Funny story: Shock Admission By Film Makers

Film studio and TV programme makers have admitted using make up to change the appearance of actors and actresses. Some details will be particularly shocking to film aficionados, especially the discovery that thousands of pounds worth of make up w...

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Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

Funny story: Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

CAIRO - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has effectively signed his own death warrant by refusing to stand down as President of the middle eastern country, according to analysts. Opening his address to the Egyptian people at 20:45 GMT, Thursday, t...

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Church Drug Ring Smashed

Funny story: Church Drug Ring Smashed

A multi million pound drug ring that used a convent outside Milan has been smashed by Italian police. Cocaine smugglers posing as pilgrims carried stashes in their prayer books in an operation organised by the convent's South American janitor.

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"Nothing to See Here," says Helpful Man in Black Suit

LOS ANGELES - A man in a black suit arrived at a scene, and has been an active citizen. The man, whose name has not yet been obtained, wore a black suit and wore dark shades. At the scene, this man has been helping locals refrain from approaching...

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President Hosni Mubarek Punk'd Egypt

Funny story: President Hosni Mubarek Punk'd Egypt

Arrogant asshead President Hosni Mubarek --who has no chance of surviving 2011 in Egypt-- has just Punk'd his country during a speech to his nation; a speech in which he was expected to step down, yielding power to the military. You Did It Again,...

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Free Church Votes for Change

Funny story: Free Church Votes for Change

Major changes in how the Free Church of Scotland conducts its services have been approved by the ruling inner sanctum. Like other mainstream religions in the U.K. the Free Church has been suffering from rapidly declining membership over recent yea...

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Papacy Feeling The Pinch

Funny story: Papacy Feeling The Pinch

Pilgrims from Nigeria and neighbouring African countries travelling to the Pope's masses in Lagos (on March 10th to March 13th inclusive) have been told by organisers to use public transport to get there. Parishioners thought they would be using p...

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Hippies Making A Comeback in the U.K.

Funny story: Hippies Making A Comeback in the U.K.

Caroline Spelman, Minister for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced a radical new proposal to reintroduce hippies into certain parts of the United Kingdom. Following the success of similar measures involving beavers, ospreys and r...

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Hi. My Name is Vladymyr Avramenko...

Funny story: Hi. My Name is Vladymyr Avramenko...

Hi. my name is Vladymyr Avramenko, and I have an offer for you. I am from Ukraine and I am a professional show man and strip dancer. I make show in different countryes - Russia, United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ukrain, Spain, Polland, Germany. I am a winner of open Ukrainian - Poland championship in topless dancing as well. Now I make a decision to visit USA. If you are interested in high...

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Monty Loses It Again

Funny story: Monty Loses It Again

Colin Montgomerie is back in the bad books after a foul mouthed outburst in the second round of the San Marino Open. Monty was furious at three putting the eighteenth hole, blaming his lapse on loud music coming from one of the nearby hospitality...

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Lindsay Lohan In Court Again

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan In Court Again

Lindsay Lohan has once again appeared in a Los Angeles court in relation to the alleged theft of a necklace from a Rodeo Drive store. Since 2007, Lohan has been charged with numerous counts of drug possession and driving while under the influence...

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HGV Rules Boost for Drivers

Funny story: HGV Rules Boost for Drivers

Rules governing the length of trousers HGV drivers can wear at the wheel have been relaxed for winter 2011 in anticipation of another disastrously cold spell. The move is being introduced so that hauliers can distribute food supplies, as well as o...

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Portaloo operator in Cairo's Tahrir Square makes first million

Funny story: Portaloo operator in Cairo's Tahrir Square makes first million

Tahrir Square - Cairo. As thousands upon thousands of Egyptian citizens thronged the square of freedom, eagerly anticipating the step-down of President Hosni Mubarak, one man, Hassim Ben Ali, was packing up and heading for home for a celebration dinn...

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'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

Funny story: 'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...

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Julian Assange Excused For Treason

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was excused earlier today after being found guilty of treason. Assange had been extradited to Sweden where he faced two charges of rape whereupon U.S. officials swiftly had him further extradited to the United Sta...

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Proof Found That Jimi Hendrix Committed Suicide Because of Musical Shortcomings

LONDON, England-In a previously closed-off room at the Samarkand Hotel, at 22 Lansdowne Crescent, in Notting Hill, experts were admitted yesterday evening to look over the room where Jimi Hendrix died on September 18, in 1970, allegedly of a drug ove...

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Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

You have been away, what's your problem, where have you been? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13A Up The Buses! - Part 13A." ACT 2, Scene 6 Camera 4 pans close up to Blakeys face, beads of sweat can be seen on his reddened face. Blakeys eyes are on stalks, frothing foaming from his mouth and gasping for air all at the same time. BLAKEY: "I have never seen anything like tha...

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Capello Backs 2026 World Cup Bid

Fabio Capello has thrown his weight behind the bid to host the 2026 World Cup. The England coach regards England as "the perfect country" as "the facilities and stadiums are really good". Lets not, of course, forget the quality air and rail lin...

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Iceland 's Revenge

If God was Icelandic, what reasons for revenge would he have had to unleash a natural disaster on the rest of Europe ? 1. All the jokes about geysers and hot springs. 2. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country. 3. The Graeme Souness tackle on Siggi Jonsson. 4. The stereotypical characters in the "Journey To The Centre Of The Earth " films . 5. Calling a crap frozen foo...

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Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Funny story: Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...

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Mubarak Resigns; Leaves for Clacton on Sea

Funny story: Mubarak Resigns; Leaves for Clacton on Sea

Our links with Egypt are telling us that Mubarak is going today or tomorrow. He has been booked in, we are told, at The Farmer's Whistle in Clacton on Sea and should be arriving any day now. Mrs Eileen Chuckle, the owner of the pub and boarding ho...

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Cornonation Street Rap Album

Following the news that Snoop Dogg has always wanted to appear in an episode of "Coronation Street", an unnamed source has exclusively revealed that a compilation of Rap/Hip Hop tracks in the iconic soap's honour is about to hit the shelves. Although the project has been shrouded in secrecy, its understood that the projected track listing is - fifty pence no sleep till salford stan (...

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Bella Thorne and Zendaya of "Shake It Up" Are Really Shaking Up The TV Show's Ratings!

Funny story: Bella Thorne and Zendaya of "Shake It Up" Are Really Shaking Up The TV Show's Ratings!

LOS ANGELES - Two of Tinsel Towns newest and youngest celebrities have put gigantic smiles on the producers of the Disney Channel's television show Shake It Up. Zendaya Coleman and Bella Thorne are fast becoming fine examples of the new, 'new gene...

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Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top Actually Discovered to be A 5600 year old Noah!

EL PASO, Texas-Biblical scholars and archaeologists the world over converged on El Paso, the hometown of Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top, today. Apparently, some writings were discovered in the vast Texan desert (only about 4 miles from Gibbons' manorial...

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New Phil Spector Album Due

Funny story: New Phil Spector Album Due

Pop legend Phil Spector is to bring out an album despite being in prison since 2009. The impresario, who was convicted of murdering an actress in 2003, has been working on new versions of some of his all time classics. The track listing for the album is likely to be - Da Doo Time Time The Best Part of Breakin' Out Walkin' In The Yard You've Lost That Parole Hearing River Deep...

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REAL Musicians Rejoice: Guitar Hero Is Dead.

Funny story: REAL Musicians Rejoice: Guitar Hero Is Dead.

Guitar Hero, the video game that made even Spina Bifida victims believe they coud RAWK, has finally been killed by its publisher, Activision*. And, if Wall Street is correct, Activision may be just as dead. "Guitar Hero is dead? Dude! I just l...

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Experts forecast the great British £1 will soon be too expensive to buy

Funny story: Experts forecast the great British £1 will soon be too expensive to buy

Economy experts are predicting that our £1 will cost at least £5 or more to buy in the next few years. Inflation, taxation and something called costation will over the next few years push up the price of the £1 to well over the £5 mark. A professo...

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Woman leads Partner by Penis

Funny story: Woman leads Partner by Penis

A French couple have been arrested in a Carcassonne street and have been charged with public indecency. This was because the 63 year old Marie Antoinette was leading 40 year old Alexandre Dumas along the street by a leash attached to his penis. Th...

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KLA Declared Idiotic, Celebratory Looting and Rioting Engulfs Town

Funny story: KLA Declared Idiotic, Celebratory Looting and Rioting Engulfs Town

KITTERY, Maine-In a sweeping 45-0 decision, the Kittery Council for Betterment And The Removal of Morons (or KCBRM), has elected that all 49 members of the Kittery Library Association will be banished from the town, due to their obvious stupidity and...

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New Baptism process announced by the Church of England (Yorkshire division)

Funny story: New Baptism process announced by the Church of England (Yorkshire division)

Following on from recent reports that the Church of England baptism is considered a little bit 'dull' and potentially one of the reasons why people are falling out with religion, the Church of England (Yorkshire division) has devised a method it thin...

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Indian cricketers now embroiled in new fixing scam

Funny story: Indian cricketers now embroiled in new fixing scam

Another two cricketers from the Indian team are now facing a new fixing scam. Rather than match fixing it has been alleged that these two stars have been fixing toasters, kettles and even DVD players on the side. While on tour over here instead of...

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Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

Funny story: Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...

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Thespoof.com Wins Prestigious "Shortest Amount of Time Ever Measured by Science Award"

Funny story: Thespoof.com Wins Prestigious "Shortest Amount of Time Ever Measured by Science Award"

The National Observatory awarded it highly sought after "Shortest Amount of Time Ever Measured by Science" gold medal to the web site TheSpoof.com today. The National Observatory, the world's internationally recognized official time keeper and ho...

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447 Essential Excuses for Golfers' Revealed

Funny story: 447 Essential Excuses for Golfers' Revealed

Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot, or your playing badly Our ace spoof Gazette Sports columnist Dense, has scoured the web, and visited many many golf clubroom bars over the last few weeks, in his dedicated mission to amass a comprehensive list of 'Excuses for Golfers', as printed here. Unfortunately, he is now broke from buying the golfers drinks, and an alcoholic, but...

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Odd Signs Seen In Britain!

All the below are genuine signs noted by people throughout the UK. Sign in a launderette: Automatic washing machines - please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. Sign in a London department store: The Bargain Basement is now upstairs. Outside a farm in Nottinghamshire: Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag 20p do-it-yourself. In a Security Company office: After taking...

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Symptoms of being over 30

Funny story: Symptoms of being over 30

In the event that you are showing signs of adopting any of the traits or habits below, and you are under 30 years of age, then you are maturing too fast! In the event that you are over 30, and not finding any of the traits below are applicable to you - then you are childish and underdeveloped mentally. 1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about h...

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Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

A New Jersey man who does absolutely nothing with his Law School education says that the mainstream media has missed a vital part of the Linsday Lohan Calvacade of F--k-ups: Under California's Three-Strike Law, Firecrotch is facing life in prison.

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Toronto Cop Pleads Guilty After Threatening to Taser Suspect's Nuts

Funny story: Toronto Cop Pleads Guilty After Threatening to Taser Suspect's Nuts

A Toronto police officer is expected to be sentence to daily rape and beatings, after pleading guilty to Threatening Bodily Harm after telling a handcuffed suspect that he would taser him in an uncomfortable place. They're not... ...all gems, everyo...

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Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

Funny story: Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

In a bold move to re-establish confidence in our MP's David Cameron made the decision to fit a revolutionary new lie detector in the House of Commons, but that decision may now have back fired. The device engineered by a German scientist and teste...

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Prescott's Vendetta Over Phone Hacking

Funny story: Prescott's Vendetta Over Phone Hacking

Burly Prezza is angry that he has been the victim of phone hacking by the News of The World. Strong man Prezza is set to have a Western style showdown with News International. Angry Prezza was humiliated when pictures of him fondling diary secreta...

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Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

Funny story: Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

British newspapers are eschewing tittie-shots in favor of the startling news that Queen-to-be Camilla had soon-to-be step-daughter-in-law Kate Middleton for lunch yesterday. Camilla, Kate's stepmom-to-be, and Prince Cueball's future-bride were joi...

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Demi Lovato Reveals Some Shocking Secrets About Her Recent Stay At The Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals Some Shocking Secrets About Her Recent Stay At The Rehab Clinic

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Lovato, the teen singing sensation who recently spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic sat down in the courtyard of the luxurious Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel and spoke with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town...

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'Channel 4 made us a laughing stock' say travellers

Funny story: 'Channel 4 made us a laughing stock' say travellers

Travellers across the UK are sick and tired of the recent Channel 4 hit 'My Big Stupid Illiterate Bullying Non-Tax-Paying Fly-Tipping Fat Gypsy Wedding.' Many are fearful the TV show is damaging to their culture. Often known as 'Romany Gypsie...

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Has Jo Yeates landlord Christopher Jefferies been banned from the funeral?

Funny story: Has Jo Yeates landlord Christopher Jefferies been banned from the funeral?

Bristol - (Whodunnit): Claims that thousand of pounds in unpaid rent are behind a tense family standoff will see tragic Jo Yeates' landlord refused entry to her funeral tomorrow. The weird-looking ex-public school lecturer remains defiant of his i...

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Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Funny story: Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Indian Ocean - (Crude Stuff): They're being compared to Queen Elizabeth I's arson galleons that sunk the Armada and singed the King of Spain's pathetic little beard. The decoy craft will be packed with explosives and will detonate in the event of...

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Britain's Got Crap (BGT) soon to adorn our Sat evenings

Funny story: Britain's Got Crap (BGT) soon to adorn our Sat evenings

Yes, it's that time of the year again when the 'not so' talented population of the UK line up to sing out of tune, walk their dogs on stage and dress up as drag artists all in the name of Britain's Got Talent. 2011 will see some changes for BGT. T...

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Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

HMP Broadmoor - (Human Frights): Twenty years of voting deprivation could see Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe walk away with a multi-million pound compensation handout. A cruel breach of the mass murderer's human frights has seen him - and thous...

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Crime Figures Update

Funny story: Crime Figures Update

The Association of Chief Police Officers yesterday released their annual statement. A source was pleased to announce that the number of serious crimes reported to the police fell last year, while there was a similar reduction in minor offences report...

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Father Ted Christmas Special

Funny story: Father Ted Christmas Special

Bosses at Channel 4 have decided that they will go ahead with a controversial Christmas Episode of Father Ted (to be screened in late July). The actor Dermot Morgan, who played Father Ted in three series, sadly passed away in 1998 after finishing...

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ASBO Failure Plans to take their iPods

The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms. Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...

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Queen Vic pub on Eastenders to be renamed

Funny story: Queen Vic pub on Eastenders to be renamed

It can be revealed what the future of the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square on the BBC's long running soap opera, Eastenders, holds. Although the BBC hope that the current Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor, reigns for many a year yet to come, they...

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Cameron set for European role

Funny story: Cameron set for European role

Marine Le Pen, leader of the far right National Front in France has offered to step aside so that David Cameron can take over to usher in the New Europe in which all multiculturalism is cleansed from the map. 'I must congratulate Cameron on his st...

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Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

Funny story: Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...

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Mark Sanchez nearly wiped out by a predatory woman

Funny story: Mark Sanchez nearly wiped out by a predatory woman

EVOLUTIONARY DEAD END- Eliza Kruger an adult female comes close to destroying NFL hero, Mark Sanchez, by violating his privacy rights and exposing an affair. Kruger cunningly talks online that she had sex with quarterback Mark Sanchez by seducing...

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Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Funny story: Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United right back, has been knocked back from his application to get the vacancy at Sky Sports following the departure of Andy Grey and Richard Keys over the Sian Massey Affair. According to his agent, Mony Grab...

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Valentine War For The Big Boys

Funny story: Valentine War For The Big Boys

With Valentine's Day fast approaching it's time again for all the big supermarkets to cash in and rip people off. First in were Marks & Spencer who are offering a beautiful 3 course romantic dinner for two lovebirds for only £20. Spokesman fo...

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Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Funny story: Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Katie Price has finally managed to extricate Alex Reid from her house after their marriage fell apart in rather predictable style less than a year after it was formalised. The divorce papers finally came through, and in order to salvage some pride...

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"Desperately Seeking" Sally Bercow "the Alley Cat"

"Prickteaser" Sally Bercow played the little woman at the weekend when she took her family to the Grimaldi Memorial service. After a week of being in the limelight and playing the "femme fatale" in a sexy, provocative photoshoot the wannabe posed...

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The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products recently held its annual convention and seminar at The Wheat Penny Coliseum in Topeka, Kansas. Coalition Executive Director Baisley W. Nelliepicker stated that the 783 members who were present voted on the most unpopular children's products of the past year. THE 10 MOST UNPOPULAR CHILDRENS PRODUCTS Of 2010 * Asparagus Flavored...

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Roads Network Proposals

Funny story: Roads Network Proposals

The building of the new Aberdeen bypass could be delayed by up to two years because of a legal challenge, it has been claimed . Road Sense, the campaign group set up to oppose the proposed road on environmental grounds, said it had instructed lawy...

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Paris Hilton Intruder Latest

Funny story: Paris Hilton Intruder Latest

Sources are reporting that the man arrested in 2010 for allegedly trying to break into Paris Hilton's home in the Hollywood Hills, was in fact trying to break out of the premises. An unnamed source in the LA Police department alleges that the "in...

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PFA Chief Defends Salary

Funny story: PFA Chief Defends Salary

Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...

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A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

Funny story: A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

OUCH HOLLER, Kentucky - Seasoned police in Ouch Holler, Kentucky say that they only thought that they had seen it all. A spokesperson for the OHPD, who was laughing so hard he could not remember his own name, stated that police officers Wydell "Bu...

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Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Funny story: Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Does your baby scream like a banshee when you're on the computer trying to get some work done? A nap, bottle, or diaper change may not satisfy little Jack or Janie. What the baby may want is his or her own computer. Sharing isn't all it's crac...

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Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...

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Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

Funny story: Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has already signed British singer Cheryl Cole, the good looking sexy girlfriend of Derek Hough, to appear as one of the judges on his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. Rumors running rampant throughout the Hollywo...

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Govt. to produce Children's pop-up book of the Cabinet

In a move to stifle creativity in young children, the Deputy Prime Cheesemaker, Nick Clegg announced that he was planning to launch a series of pop-up books that promoted the coalition to small, easily pleased children. Interviewed on a three foot...

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An Interview with Nursey Bancroft - The nations new Chef Sweetheart

I'm sitting in Cafe Noisebox, a trendy new spazz-bar in the heart of Camden, and I await the arrival of the new darling of the TV cooking world. Nursey Bancroft is known for her wild, filthy banter. For instance, when she's cooking with a Banana, sources at the BBC say that it can take 7 hours to film a 12 minute slot (ooh, there I go). Nursey arrives eighteen minutes late. she complains abo...

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Local Man Bags Place On New TV Reality Show

Funny story: Local Man Bags Place On New TV Reality Show

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today proudly announced that he has bagged a place on TV reality show, 'B*llocks*d!' to be screened next year on the 'UK Sheetmetal' channel. This follows on from an announcement from Shuttlecock that he would probab...

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Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

LOS ANGELES - The youngest of the three Kardashian sisters Khloe recently sat down at The Pompous Pizza Parlor in Los Angeles and talked about her life since appearing on her and her sisters popular reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Khloe who is...

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Supergran Was Spurned Seventh Member Of Gang

Funny story: Supergran Was Spurned Seventh Member Of Gang

The plucky grandmother who intervened in an attempted robbery at a Northampton jewellery shop earlier this week, had, in fact, been the seventh member of the gang, but had fallen out with its leader in the days leading up to the raid. Elsie Watkin...

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Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...

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Granny With Handbag Has Previous

Funny story: Granny With Handbag Has Previous

The plucky grandmother who tackled a gang of would-be jewel thieves in Northampton earlier this week was, herself, wanted by police in connection with several international jewellery heists that remain unsolved. Elsie Watkins, 83, of 34 Sunset Gar...

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New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

Rochester MN: Pediatricians have stated that breast feeding of babies can be healthier than using baby formula. A new study indicates that sometimes physical trauma may be inadvertently caused by over-endowed mothers during feedings. Single births, t...

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David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...

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