Hi. My Name is Vladymyr Avramenko...

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Thursday, 10 February 2011


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Hi. my name is Vladymyr Avramenko, and I have an offer for you. I am from Ukraine and I am a professional show man and strip dancer.

I make show in different countryes - Russia, United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ukrain, Spain, Polland, Germany. I am a winner of open Ukrainian - Poland championship in topless dancing as well. Now I make a decision to visit USA.

If you are interested in high class shows, I can make it for you. My program include 4 inimitable, impressive dance-topless nambers, in different appearance.

My price is $6,000. For the first time I work for prepayment it is 2000$ and 4000$ after the show. I give you a link with my photos.

And if you are interested, contact me by e-mail tittieMan@mail.web

Every time I visit new party, I become a regular guest, so waiting for your answer, with best regard.

Volodymyr Avramenko (Jazz)

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