HMP Broadmoor - (Human Frights): Twenty years of voting deprivation could see Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe walk away with a multi-million pound compensation handout.
A cruel breach of the mass murderer's human frights has seen him - and thousands of other vermin - deprived from taking part in elections.
The scandal, rooted in cynical Victorian laws banning convicts from polling booths, reflects lawmakers' contempt of the bleedin obvious a leading diabolical liberties lawyer said today.
"Sutcliffe is the victim of massive conspiracy and should be doshed up with five million quid," a managing clerk at Gravytrain Chambers told reporters.
"Our groundbreaking no-win no-fee litigation scheme means we too are being deprived - of about 20% of the compensation winnings."
Such callous disregard of barristers' entitlements has been called an outrage and might bring down the government with any luck.
Barry George Bush is 69.
