Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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No-win no-fee lawyers are also victims, deprived of the chance of a rake-off of clients' compensation cash

HMP Broadmoor - (Human Frights): Twenty years of voting deprivation could see Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe walk away with a multi-million pound compensation handout.

A cruel breach of the mass murderer's human frights has seen him - and thousands of other vermin - deprived from taking part in elections.

The scandal, rooted in cynical Victorian laws banning convicts from polling booths, reflects lawmakers' contempt of the bleedin obvious a leading diabolical liberties lawyer said today.

"Sutcliffe is the victim of massive conspiracy and should be doshed up with five million quid," a managing clerk at Gravytrain Chambers told reporters.

"Our groundbreaking no-win no-fee litigation scheme means we too are being deprived - of about 20% of the compensation winnings."

Such callous disregard of barristers' entitlements has been called an outrage and might bring down the government with any luck.

Barry George Bush is 69.

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