Written by grimbo

Thursday, 10 February 2011

Following the news that Snoop Dogg has always wanted to appear in an episode of "Coronation Street", an unnamed source has exclusively revealed that a compilation of Rap/Hip Hop tracks in the iconic soap's honour is about to hit the shelves.

Although the project has been shrouded in secrecy, its understood that the projected track listing is -

fifty pence

no sleep till salford

stan (ogden)

cleanin' out my wardrobe

norris with attitude

you gotta fight for your right to sup bitter

wrappers delight

ginster's paradise

i'll be missing you, chuck

in da pub

funky old cortina

you can't touch this, pet

straight outta weatherfield

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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