Victoria and David Beckham Start Financial talks with Lawyers

Funny story: Victoria and David Beckham Start Financial talks with Lawyers

David and Victoria Beckham are set to talk to Lawyers about their financial problems. It seems they've got quite a few, and are looking for help in any direction they can find it. The reason the Lawyers are looking for David and Victoria's adv...

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Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Funny story: Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted. Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...

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Major Technological Breakthrough

Funny story: Major Technological Breakthrough

A Dundee University design student has dreamt up a product for lonely long-distance lovers-in the shape of a glow-in-the-dark pillow that mimics a partner's heartbeat. The device is aimed at couples living apart, with each person having a pillow o...

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MP Farage Reveals All

Funny story: MP Farage Reveals All

The South East MEP and former UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage has spoken of the light aircraft crash he was involved in last May. He suffered broken ribs, bruised lungs and facial injuries in the accident in Northamptonshire on polling d...

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Tiger's Injury Woes

Funny story: Tiger's Injury Woes

Tiger Woods' agent says there is no link between the neck injury that forced him to pull out of the Players Championship and the car crash he had in 2009. The 14-time major champion was admitted to hospital after the crash and was out of action fo...

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Brazilian Genius Explained

Funny story: Brazilian Genius Explained

Physicists have explained one of football's most spectacular goals. Brazilian Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France curved so sharply that it left goalkeeper Fabian Barthez standing still and looking puzzled. Now, a study published in...

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David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer

Funny story: David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer

A secret document left on the London Underground last week has revealed the worrying fact that David Cameron is planning to De-oxygenate Britain. The plan involves selling our oxygen to other countries that don't have as much oxygen as Britain doe...

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David Beckham in Mental Breakdown Drama

Funny story: David Beckham in Mental Breakdown Drama

A father taking his children to school said he was in "absolute awe" when he broke down and David Beckham stopped to help. "It was an absolutely mental place to break down," he told Richard Bacon on BBC 5 live. "David Beckham was the first person...

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Obama Outlines His Latest Economic Recovery Plan; Pleases Numismatists The World Over

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Reporters in Washington yesterday were shocked and delighted with President Obama's latest in a previously failed series of economic recovery plans. The President is going to mandate that all states be provided with at least 100,0...

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California Outlaws Masturbation and Pornography; Open Revolt Against Constitution

SACRAMENTO, Calif.-In a move that shocked and angered most people, the current governor of the state of California, generally called the "Republic of California" according it's flag, has ordered the criminalization of masturbation. In a very close...

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Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

Funny story: Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...

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Brothers Bungle In Burger Burglary

BOSTON, Mass.-It seems that two brothers who were hungry past their dinner, ventured out to obtain some burgers, but finding every major burger joint closed, chose instead to buy hamburger meat at a local supermarket, that they thought was still open...

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Fergie Goes Ballistic At Elmer Fudd Gag

Funny story: Fergie Goes Ballistic At Elmer Fudd Gag

Breaking news at Sky headquarters where Sir Alex Ferguson had to be restrained from trying to attack Top News Reporter Geoff Shreeves during a press conference. The two have a bit of a history and it's always just a matter of time before something ha...

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Mayor Bloomberg Saves NYC From Egyptian Demonstrator Melee

NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city. In an action that seemed suspic...

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New Sexual Fetishes, Costumes and Fantasies Discovered At Conference In D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a conference for sexual health, chaired by Dr. John Forskan, the preeminent psychologist and sex-researcher, held in our nation's capitol at the Dulles Airport Hilton, in its' immense, opulent Conference Room B, several research...

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Walmart Receives Imperial Status; Nations Worry About The Power of This Superstate

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - At the home and worldwide corporate headquarters of the largest, richest, most powerful and populous of the many Corporate States of America, it was announced today, just two mere days after it was declared a nation-an official na...

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Egyptian Situation Resolved; Its Supply of Oil (Not Much) Recovered

CAIRO, Egypt-In a characteristically self-sacrificing move, longtime Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (five time winner of the coveted award for "World's Silliest Name"; and that is a very competitive category, especially in Arab nations, which often...

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Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

CANTON, Mass. - More employees of Dunkan Donuts, suspected of being part of a plot to funnel secret doughnut and coffee-making information to it's host of competitors, were arrested and jailed today, as part of a region wide crackdown on secret-leaka...

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Terrorist Plot to Blow Up American Microbreweries Foiled; Then Officials and Authorities Foiled

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - Police and federal agents descended on Smuttybutt Brewery on Heritage Avenue in Portsmouth today, as part of a nationwide sting aimed at apprehending the mostly Egyptian terrorists who have infiltrated a number of regional and nati...

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Sandra Bullock Bombshell: "Meryl Streep Is A Much Better Kisser Than Scarlett Johansson"

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Bombshell: "Meryl Streep Is A Much Better Kisser Than Scarlett Johansson"

AUSTIN - One of America's most popular motion picture actresses recently spoke about the up and down year she had in 2010. Bullock dressed in a pair of cut-off jeans and a University of Texas Longhorns jersey said that she has never in her life ex...

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The Man Put up the Wallpaper Using the Broom

Funny story: The Man Put up the Wallpaper Using the Broom

The man in the picture was very bust today as he set about doing some things that his wife told him to do ages ago. Brian Brian, 39, got up at 6 'O clock in the early morning as the cock crows and the wind blows, and put on his overalls and set about his task like a man who probably won't get his dinner made for him unless he does what he's told. Brain went to the shops 3 hours later after h...

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New Recording of the Beatles Found! A Strange New Light Shed on the Fab Four!

LIVERPOOL, U.K.-A new recording of The Beatles, circa 1961, has been unearthed in the home of semi-retired cabby, Barnabas Q. Plumfrock. The recording, long rumored to be fatuous, was found in the hope chest set at the end of Mr. Plumfrock's bed.

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Linguist Agree that 'Gibberish' is Misunderstood

Funny story: Linguist Agree that 'Gibberish' is Misunderstood

New York, NY - United Nations Gibberologist today hailed the passage of a draft resolution celebrating the global renaissance of the ancient Gibberish language, thus rendering human communication and understanding more difficult. "Historically," s...

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UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

Funny story: UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

Following a consultation with the government, which included a meeting with Chancellor Ozzy Osborne and the rather tall Business Secretary Dr Vince Price, the chief executives of the big four banks decided that out of respect to the rather large pile...

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America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

Funny story: America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...

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Robber-Bashing 'Supergran': "I Use A Wheelchair... To F--k B-tches Up!"

Funny story: Robber-Bashing 'Supergran': "I Use A Wheelchair... To F--k B-tches Up!"

A British pensioner (English for 'welfare recipient') brought a swift end to a daring jewel heist, when she clobbered a gang of six armed men with her handbag during a jewelry heist. The woman, who refers to herself as "SuperGran" declined to be n...

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OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

Funny story: OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

Ann Timpson the 71 year old wrinkly who many of us saw tackling hammer wielding robbers is not who she appears to be, but rather just one of a crack team of OAP Ninjas (referred to as Pinjers) hired by the Metropolitan Police. Ann Timpson is in fact a multi-millionaire having inherited her wealth from her families shoe empire. She was shipped off to China when she was just 8 years old and there...

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Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that Robert Pattinson's recent relationship with Mexico's Azteca TV sports reporter Ines Sainz has certainly not gone into overtime. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that Pattinson had a hard time dealing with the fact that e...

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New Image for Robbers

Funny story: New Image for Robbers

Gregory Hess entered a petrol station bought a cup of coffee in Seattle. After drinking it he went to the counter and politely asked: 'Could you empty the till please' After some delaying tactics, the station owner John Henry (grandson the famous American folklore hero) opened the till and gave Hess $300. 'Thank you. I'm sorry about this but I'll pay you back.' With a friendly smile He...

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Extortion racket in Chevron Ecuador case 'goes all the way to Palace boiler room scam'

Funny story: Extortion racket in Chevron Ecuador case 'goes all the way to Palace boiler room scam'

New York - (Crude Business): A Manhattan federal court heard today how a seedy Ecuadorean extortion racket is the outsourced arm of a Buckingham Palace boiler room scam. US super major Chevron Corp has filed civil racketeering charges detailing l...

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Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

Funny story: Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews! The couple will be repris...

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Chris Rock To Bring His Play, "The Motherf--ker With The Hat" to Kids TV

Funny story: Chris Rock To Bring His Play, "The Motherf--ker With The Hat" to Kids TV

Ebony funnyman Chris Rock has struck a fantastic deal with a Television Network to bring the Stephen Adly Guirgis play "The Motherf--ker With The Hat" to Kids TV in 2011. "We are as excited about producing '...Hat' on Kids TV as we are about havi...

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Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...

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Barack Obama has quit smoking 'but still fancies the odd fag'

Funny story: Barack Obama has quit smoking 'but still fancies the odd fag'

Washington AC/DC - (Smoke N Mirrors): It's been almost a year, Mrs Obama told reporters, since her husband's last affair with the dreaded weed. "Of course, I haven't really poked and prodded him on this," the First Lady admitted in reply to questi...

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Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Funny story: Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Bristol - (RIPizza Stuff): Patrons at a Clitfon Triangle drinking establishment are all agog at latest twists in the Vincent Tabak case. Rumors that the Jo Yeates accused is really a Mossad high flier have surfaced once more in the Bristol Ram pub...

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New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America

The Sh-tty Parents Alliance of America, a watchdog group for parents who are only interested in keeping their kids alive until they're eighteen, has taken the bold step of releasing its recommended dietary guidelines for children. "The guidelines...

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License now required for Tossers!

Funny story: License now required for Tossers!

A reminder to all about the EEC ruling of January 1st 2011 making it illegal for any unlicensed person to toss pancakes within the borders of the community. The health and safety ruling came in following several accidents on pancake day last year...

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MI6 cryptographer holdall surfaces in NYC hedge fund insider dealing case

Funny story: MI6 cryptographer holdall surfaces in NYC hedge fund insider dealing case

New York - (Smoke N Mirrors): The North Face holdall at the core of a Houdini-like death of spy-in-the-bag codebreaker Gareth Williams has suddenly popped up in a New York insider dealing case. Former Wall Street hedge fund high flier Donald Longu...

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Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Funny story: Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Following the resignation of their 'best hope for an MSP' Jimmy Buchan, the Scottish Conservatives have today appointed a new candidate ahead of the Holyrood elections. Archie the inventor from the highly popular TV series Balamory is to stand in...

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Rihanna releases pop song to publicise her latest porn video

Raunchy Rihanna has released a song called 'S&M' which she hopes will help to catapult her video of the same name into the British porn charts. And she has criticised the BBC for 're-naming' the song 'Come on' rather than using the original titl...

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Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Funny story: Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Atlantic Ocean - (Pillocks of Hercules): A massive standing stone circle 'resembling Stonehenge' has been spotted under ancient layers of marine debris. The ruins appear on a grid-like image of the Atlantic Ocean bottom near the Canary Juice Isles...

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A Pain in the Bum

Funny story: A Pain in the Bum

A British woman has died after having a silicone injection in the bottom in a hotel in Philidelphia. Police are not sure of the person responsible for doing the procedure is licensed or unlicensed. Liquid silicone injections to enhance the breasts or the buttocks is illegal in the USA. Clients can be charged up to a $1,000 for this procedure and are warned if there are side-effects not...

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The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

Funny story: The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

Pope Benedict XVI has been given a new iPhone to try after he encouraged the worldwide Roman Catholic Church to make use of the new media available. That was last year's speech and now it has become a reality, he may have to eat his words. The pontiff gave a mixed reaction on the use of the iPhone. He told In Seine News: "it has ze ups and ze downs! - First of all, it is useful in encouraging z...

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Banking on Banks

Funny story: Banking on Banks

With the news that over half Tory funds come from the City - £11.4 million in total last year - George Osborne has increased the tax on Banks by £800 million. Among the party of 60 City donors who gave more than £50,000 to the Tories there was dis...

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Halle Berry - Says Her Daugher is BLACK

Funny story: Halle Berry - Says Her Daugher is BLACK

Actress Halle Berry is a believer in the controversial 'one drop' racial segregation theory. This belief is that any one with 'one drop' of black blood in them is black. "I feel like she's black. I'm black and I'm her mother and I believe in the...

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Police to be Issued with Handbags

Funny story: Police to be Issued with Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts of 'Stop It!' and landed se...

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Alex Reid is Turning Into Odd Bod

Funny story: Alex Reid is Turning Into Odd Bod

Frankenstein monster lookalike Alex Reid is starting to morph into an ugly green monster. The muscular dummy is starting to lose all touch with reality and instead is still in lust with Jordan. Poor duped Alex is transforming into the Incredibl...

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Loony Tunes Katy Perry to Play Betty Boop

Funny story: Loony Tunes Katy Perry to Play Betty Boop

Sexy Katy Perry is well known for being a bit kooky and looking like Minnie Mouse. The flaky one is to play Betty Boop in new film by Svengali Simon Scowl. Katy has just finished doing the voice-over for "Smuurfette" in the new Smurf Movie said t...

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Meryl Streep As Thatcher Has Hospitals On alert

Funny story: Meryl Streep As Thatcher Has Hospitals On alert

Hospitals and ambulance services throughout the country were on red alert today following the publication of pictures of Oscar-winning actress Meryl Streep on the front pages of national newspapers. Ms Streep was photographed in her latest role as...

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Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Funny story: Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Astonishing news from the world of Showbiz where loveable heart-throb Peter Andre came to full on blows with The Go-Compare Man! The 2 men were on set filming a new commercial for the hugely popular series and during one of the breaks punches were...

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Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Funny story: Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is to be given training in diplomacy by a veteran advisor. Her mentor will be Sir David Manning, who advises Princes William and Harry and who was Tony Blair's key foreign policy adviser during the approach to the...

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Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Funny story: Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...

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Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Funny story: Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...

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Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...

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Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

Funny story: Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt. President Calm...

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Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing's Brian Fortuna has announced he is leaving the show after changes were made to the format. He quit the show after he and some of his colleagues were asked to make the show entertaining. A furious Fortuna said "I don't kno...

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Universities To Set Maximum Fees

Funny story: Universities To Set Maximum Fees

Oxford and Cambridge Universities look like heading towards setting a maximum fee for 2012, its been reported. Following a meeting of academics and students on tuition fee charges, Chancellor Emeritus Bagshot stated that Oxford needed to charge 1...

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Mubarak eaten by Mossad shark!

After repeated attempts by the Israeli spy agency to assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak using highly trained creatures ranging from infected lice to specially-trained birds of prey laden with tiny explosive packets, they have finally succee...

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Mel Gibson Says He And Ex-Fiancee Oksana Grigorieva May Be Getting Back Together

Funny story: Mel Gibson Says He And Ex-Fiancee Oksana Grigorieva May Be Getting Back Together

LOS ANGELES - Mel Gibson has confided to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue that he is seriously thinking about getting back together with his ex-fiancee Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson, 55, stated that he really misses Oksana's beautiful piano playing, her c...

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Thumbs Up for Hobbit Films

Funny story: Thumbs Up for Hobbit Films

Director Peter Jackson has announced that the filming of the two Hobbit films will start next month in New Zealand. Serious doubts had been cast over the future of the films after a series of problems had delayed the beginning of filming, includin...

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Amazing New Research Results

Funny story: Amazing New Research Results

The eyes of cattle may reveal signs of neurological disorders such as mad cow disease, say scientists. Researchers, led from Iowa State University, US, examined the retinas of sheep infected with scrapie - a disease similar to BSE, or mad cow dise...

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Allardyce on Allardyce

Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs. Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.

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The Spoof.com Rules

Funny story: The Spoof.com Rules

Mark Lowton esquire, being of sound mind and body and an honourable man I can vouchsafe for has seen to it that all writers will benefit mutually from following similar rules for one and for all as penned by a man of good character and stature yours truly below. These Rules of the Spoof.com henceforth will no doubt provide a level playing field for new and old, male and female and those multi-l...

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Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Funny story: Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth. Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir. Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man. During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received couns...

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Famous Revolutions in History

Funny story: Famous Revolutions in History

The protests in Egypt have created a great deal of international attention, and almost certainly will result in the ousting of President Mubarak. Let's take a look at some other famous revolutions in history. Circa 10,000 B.C.: The Agricultural Revolution introduces the domestication of plants and animals, paving the groundwork for human civilization. Viewed in a negative light by most non-huma...

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Lady Gaga set to wear Roasted Accessory to Grammys

Funny story: Lady Gaga set to wear Roasted Accessory to Grammys

"Meat Munchers" a Manhattan butchery is pleased to announce that one of their hugest customers will be wearing one of their products to the Grammy Awards Sunday, February 13, 2011. This customer happens to be none other than New York native pop singe...

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Letters To The Editor From Concerned Readers

Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Concerned Readers

Dear Mr Laughton, I refer back to a article what was printed in your magazine I think it was yesterday about an American business called "Connect-A-Cat". Straight away I shouted out. What I shouted out was "Dilys", what is my wife of these years. She came in holding a goat what she had been brushing down. We keep Dutch and Finnish Landrace. We used to of had a collection of the Toggenburgs b...

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