Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Funny story: Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...

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Egyptian Students Carve Massive "Great Sphinx-ter of Giza" in Honor of Mubarak

The Great Sphinx-ster of Giza (or, commonly, the Ass-Hole) is a statue of a reclining or couchant sphinx-ster (a not so mythical ass-hole with the likeness of Mubarak's head protruding) that stands on the Giza Plateau on the west bank of the Nile in...

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Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Funny story: Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...

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Suspicions Grow About Kate Middleton's Believability

Funny story: Suspicions Grow About Kate Middleton's Believability

After several years in the public eye, Royal watchers are beginning to voice their concerns about Kate Middleton's perfection. No matter how hard they try, they just haven't been able to find any fault with her. She's not fat, she's not anorexi...

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Tottenham steal spaghetti in Milan and Crouch "nicks" the bolognese!

Funny story: Tottenham steal spaghetti in Milan and Crouch "nicks" the bolognese!

Tottenham Hotspur were caught "red-footed" in Milan tonight stealing the spaghetti off of the Italians plates and not paying for their pizza's. They were on a mission to prove that pasta doesn't belong to the Italians any more, it's all over the w...

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Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus took her little 11-year-old sister Noah Whaley Cyrus to Target to purchase some of her favorite candy Gummy Bears. While in the store all of the shoppers as well as the employees were all watching and ooohing and aaah...

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Brit Award Organisers Criticised for Hiring Justin Bieber

The organsisers of the Brit awards have been criticised for hiring Justin Bieber. The criticism comes from the Society for real music and, it is thought to be in response to the recent accusations that Justin Bieber is a robot. He appeared on the...

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New cat catches rats at Nr 10!

Funny story: New cat catches rats at Nr 10!

After many months of a "catless" existence in Nr 10 the UK PM decided to trot off to Battersea Dogs and Cats home to buy Larry the Cat, not Felix, Larry. The carers at Battersea advised PM Cameron about Larry and thought he would do a good job hun...

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Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse

Funny story: Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse

Larry, the Downing Street Cat, has caught a suspicious looking mouse on his first day of duty. The mouse is said to have been of a mechanical type made from wood and rabbit fur. It also contained a small tape recorder and a spy camera thought t...

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Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

Funny story: Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

English Premiership stars have made a clean sweep in the Most Negative European Players of 2010 awards . The honour, selected by sports journalists in the European Union, is judged on the basis of the number of square or back passes completed per...

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Billy Ray Cyrus Claims "Hannah Montana" Wiped Out His Family!

Funny story: Billy Ray Cyrus Claims "Hannah Montana" Wiped Out His Family!

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus is now claiming that his daughter, Miley Cyrus's role on the Disney show "Hannah Montana" ruined his marriage and has sent his wayward daughter to the far corners of the wayward winds. "I blame that show for all our trouble...

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President Obama Proposes Rolling Energy Blackouts Across the US

Funny story: President Obama Proposes Rolling Energy Blackouts Across the US

In an address to the nation later on this week, President Obama will announce that the nation's dependence upon foreign oil and energy has placed the country in debt and that the best and most simple solution is to have rolling blackouts all winter a...

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Ricky Martin Award

Funny story: Ricky Martin Award

Pop singer Ricky Martin says he's delighted to be receiving an award for coming out last year. In August, Martin finally confirmed long standing suspicions by admitting that he mimed during his last series of sold out concerts and also used a body...

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OMG!! Downing Street cat bites Baby Flo Cameron! Dave and Sam Cam blame bastard fox!

Funny story: OMG!! Downing Street cat bites Baby Flo Cameron! Dave and Sam Cam blame bastard fox!

London - (Meow Meow): A piercing scream from the nursery sent Samantha Cameron rushing upstairs this afternoon. Lying in her little cot distraught baby Florence was yelling blue murder as new arrival Larry the Cat sauntered gracefully from the roo...

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Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Funny story: Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Furious scenes in Salonika yesterday evening ahead of the Aris Salonika v Manchester City Europa League knockout round first leg tie, as hundreds of Aris fans angrily demanded ticket refunds. Apparently, the fans were labouring under the misapprehens...

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Keep Fit At Work for U.K. Employees

Funny story: Keep Fit At Work for U.K. Employees

Medical researchers are recommending that exercise apparati should be introduced into British workplaces to improve employees' health. U.S. scientists said sedentary habits were one of the greatest dangers to workers health in the 21st Century and...

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I Interview Slab of Rock Claiming to Be The Original Rosetta Stone

I met with a Mr. Slabstone in the wilderness between Egypt and Israel today (though I suppose it was closer to the Negev Desert than anything). Mr. Graniticus I. Slabstone has recently been accusing the press and academia of following an impostor, for he claims that he is the real Rosetta Stone! My interview with Mr. Slabstone follows: Interviewer(ME): Well, thanks for meeting me here...

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Mechanic Fits Part Quicker Than Kwik Fit Fitter

Funny story: Mechanic Fits Part Quicker Than Kwik Fit Fitter

We've all probably heard the famous song 'You Can't fit Quicker Than A Kwik Fit Fitter' and thought what is all that about? Well, today, Paul Spanner, 23, a mechanic from Toolbridge in Derbyshire has ripped up the record books. Kwik Fit are fam...

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Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

Funny story: Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

As is the custom in Egypt when returning favors, former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, bestowed on President Obama the reins to his beloved pet racing camel, Spigot. The speedy dromedary was twice Egyptian Grand Champion in the 10,000 meter i...

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Man Ties Machine in Jeopardy Championship

Funny story: Man Ties Machine in Jeopardy Championship

In front of a large studio audience, human Brad Rutter tied an IBM Computer named "Watson" at a game of Jeopardy on the first day of their battle over who or which is the smarter. "Watson", the IBM Computer, even got a question right about the Bea...

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The Year of the Minorities

Looking back now - and certainly with the benefit of hindsight - the last 2 and a quarter years has certainly been a period when minorities were at last given much needed access to previously designated no go areas. On January 20th, 2009 Barack Obama was inaugurated as the first African American President of the United States. On May 11th, 2010 Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats came to...

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Virgin Cabin Crew Most Attractive

Funny story: Virgin Cabin Crew Most Attractive

There was outrage today from certain circles when once again Virgin Airlines Cabin Crews were voted the most attractive by flyers. Spokesman for Independent Airline 'UBBWP' (Ugly Buggers But We're Polite) voiced his anger at a Press Conference th...

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British PM Changes Tack

Funny story: British PM Changes Tack

In an attempt to turn the tide of public opinion, which at present isn't behind his Big Society initiative, Coalition Leader David Cameron is getting back to basics. In order to avoid the elitist, public school image that so many of his detractors use to beat him with, Cameron is making a serious effort to appear less remote form the rest of the country by making government seem more down to ea...

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Social Security Checks to be Cut in Half!

Funny story: Social Security Checks to be Cut in Half!

In an agreement after a hard fought battle, both the President and the Republican-led congress have agreed to "bite the biggun" and cut millions of social security checks in half, beginning on July 1st, the start of the 2012 fiscal year. "Of cours...

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Will President Obama Announce His Resignation at News Conference This Week?

Funny story: Will President Obama Announce His Resignation at News Conference This Week?

After much discussion with political friends and with his own family many believe that President Barack Hussein Obama may announce his resignation during a speech he will make this week. "It's about time", stated freshman Senator Rand Paul. "He sh...

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The Very Well-Endowed (Bosomy) Irina Shayk Graces The Cover of The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

NEW YORK CITY - One of the most beautiful women to ever come out of Russia is Irina Shayk and she is this years 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Irina Shayk, a 25-year-old stunningly attractive model from Yemanzhelinsk, Russia be...

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Prince William announces Stag Night

Funny story: Prince William announces Stag Night

Prior to the royal wedding, and in keeping with general laddish behaviour, Buckingham Palace has announced details of the official Royal Stag night out to celebrate the young prince's last "nights of freedom". One of the Royal Household's men at a...

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Irish Olympic Team to practice and live outside London prior to 2012 games

Funny story: Irish Olympic Team to practice and live outside London prior to 2012 games

With the Chinese Olympic team deciding to use Leeds, The USA team East London and the Jamaican track and field team using Birmingham prior to the 2012 Olympics, the Irish Olympic squad have announced details of where they plan to spend their practice...

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School Teacher's Shame

Funny story: School Teacher's Shame

A school teacher, 45, whose identity cannot be divulged, has been accused of indecent behaviour. Chief Superintendent, Geoffery Quick, announced just some of the incriminating evidence against the man - who lives in the only house with a garage in...

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Bodysnatch priest saga: cops ponder ground penetrating radar dig at ex-altar boys finishing school

Funny story: Bodysnatch priest saga: cops ponder ground penetrating radar dig at ex-altar boys finishing school

Henley - (Unholy Mess): Police searching for the remains of a 'Mexican-ish' Polish youth at the core of bodysnatch charges may bring in high tech equipment to excavate the grounds of a former school. Witold Orlowski's corpse was dug up and alleged...

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Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert to Star in New Movie Remake

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert to Star in New Movie Remake

News has just arrived here that singer Justin Bieber has signed with a top Hollywood studio to do a new version of an old movie, something seldom done in Hollywood these days. "Justin is a natural for the movie", stated Producer Hiram Crabtree for...

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Bedouin tribes link squalid Katie Price to downfall of the Queen

Funny story: Bedouin tribes link squalid Katie Price to downfall of the Queen

Middle East - (Shark El Sheikh): Expect Tunisian and Egyptian turmoil to spread to Great Britain angry camel-raising Bedou tribesmen said today. A letter to the Daily Smearer from the Sinai Peninsula's nomadic leaders warns that 'crazy tarts' like...

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'ENEMA' puts TV Psychic in hospital

Funny story: 'ENEMA' puts TV Psychic in hospital

Merseyside's best-loved 'Psychic medium/comedian' Mr Derek Acorah was dramatically rushed to hospital yesterday following a freak accident whilst performing live in his new stage show 'ENEMA'. The 61 year old Scouser who claims not to use a varie...

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Chris Moyles in Christmas Holiday Outrage!

Did anyone miss the CHRISTMAS OUTRAGE on the Chris Moyles show in December? For those of you who did, here's a recap. On December 24th 2010, fatso Moyles and some of his hippy friends staged a RANT (disguised as a Christmas song) that lasted for almost five minutes. Listeners of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show were horrified as Moyles used the station to whine about a lack of food. Moyles' weal...

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Stratford, Ontario, home of Justin Beiber, building an extension to the town

Funny story: Stratford, Ontario, home of Justin Beiber, building an extension to the town

The Mayor of Stratford, Ontario, home of Justin Beiber, has announced that the town is having to add an extension as it cannot cope with the growing influx of Beiber fans and their parents/chaperones. Stratford, before Justin Beiber, was famous for its Shakespearean plays - and still is - but more and more tourists are flocking to the town as Beiber fans are driven in by parents or other adults...

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Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

Funny story: Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...

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Roseanne Barr To Return To Television In Her New Sit-Com "I've Got Nuts!"

Funny story: Roseanne Barr To Return To Television In Her New Sit-Com "I've Got Nuts!"

HOLLYWOOD - The comedienne who President Gerald Ford once said was his favorite all-time favorite fat humorist will be returning to the small screen (unless of course one happens to own a big screen TV). Barr, who was once married to comedy writer...

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How Justin Bieber Helped the Revolution in Egypt

Funny story: How Justin Bieber Helped the Revolution in Egypt

Now that there has been an overthrow of the government of Egypt by the people there, many of the protesters are claiming that singer Justin Bieber spurred them on with his encouraging music. "It is now being heard in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and...

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Spider-Man Grounded by New York State Department of Labor

Funny story: Spider-Man Grounded by New York State Department of Labor

When "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" premieres on March 15, there will be one change that is readily apparent to the audience. Spider-Man won't be doing much more than walking or crawling. Spinning a web, flying across the stage, and climbing up tall...

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Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...

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New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

Funny story: New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

London - (Paws 4 Thought): The fur is really flying today amid accusations the new No 10 pussy is yet another useless Tory fat cat. Worried vermin control operatives reckon the sumptuous centrally heated government HQ will soon see feline Larry s...

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Apple block iVoiceMorph

Funny story: Apple block iVoiceMorph

A new Applelet for the iPhone has been blocked for sale by Apple. Called iVoiceMorph, the app changes the timbre and pitch of the speaker's voice into one of a range of downloadable voices in real time. "It was meant to be a bit of a hoot," said a...

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Electrocuted horse trainers 'blame Vince Cable'

Funny story: Electrocuted horse trainers 'blame Vince Cable'

Newbury - (Bolt From The Blue): Was Glib-Dem 'live wire' Vince Cable really responsible for a couple of nags dropping dead ahead of the 2.30 at Newbury last Saturday? Of course not. But some worried jumps trainers remain unconvinced ahead of p...

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Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...

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Safer Swimming

Funny story: Safer Swimming

After a series of mishaps in public swimming pools, the government have decided to step in and bring the public swimming baths rule sheet up to date. No longer will it display No Running, No Bombing, No Petting and No Food or Drink. Instead, H...

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Paris Hilton to Star in Remake "The Many Loves of Paris Hilton" Reality Show

Funny story: Paris Hilton to Star in Remake "The Many Loves of Paris Hilton" Reality Show

A new reality show with Paris Hilton is on slate this summer on the FOX Network, loosely based on the old black & white television series, "The Many Loves of Dobbie Gillis". The new show will be a reality show as Paris Hilton plays the diffic...

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More woe for Kevin Costner as lawsuit alleges 'Waterworld prophecy' invention share scam

Funny story: More woe for Kevin Costner as lawsuit alleges 'Waterworld prophecy' invention share scam

New Orleans - (Crude Business): Last month the Field of Dreams actor was dragged in to a sleazy Brit peer-smear tart's Sunday Smoke 'N' Mirrors sex rant. This week Kevin Costner faces The Usual Suspects star Stephen Baldwin in the New Orleans fede...

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Harry Potter and the Coalition Government, part 2

Chapter Two: The Lost Wizard Generation The Hogwarts Express pulled up to the railway station and Harry and his friends got off, stretching. Owing to the recent cuts made by the company who now owned the magical train, it had been standing room only from London to Scotland for the late arrivals. Harry didn't mind though, as he had just noticed who was standing on the platform. "Ron!" he sai...

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SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

Funny story: SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles has today started work for the Scottish Government as chief rat catcher for the West Lothian area. "We've had no end of problems with rats in the West Lothian area. The population seems to increase in early April, when th...

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Jordan's kids seized in dawn swoop by Social Services

Funny story: Jordan's kids seized in dawn swoop by Social Services

In a shock move the children of glamour model Jordan have been seized in a dawn swoop by social services. Jordan, otherwise known as Katie Price, is said to be devastated by what has happened. She is shocked that former husband Peter Andre has 'g...

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Millions of masturbating men left frustrated by The Black Swan

Despite the success of the Black Swan at the box office, it has been exclusively revealed that millions of men have been left frustrated by what masturbating film critics are calling "a complete and utter cock tease." Millions of men, expecting to...

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Anne Robinson's Affair With Alastair Cambell

Funny story: Anne Robinson's Affair With Alastair Cambell

Anne Robinson waded into the ageism and sexism row at the BBC. The sexy cougar was back to her dominatrix best and has revealed that she and co-presenter Alastair Campbell were an item. Anne and Alastair have been presenting a new television progra...

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US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Funny story: US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Washington DC, USA: US President Barack Obama unveiling plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) of deficit spending over the next decade, will test the bond markets with mega-deficits, whilst making little attempt to control the spiralling costs of...

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New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

Funny story: New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

Bogota - (High Times): A Chinese-Colombian joint venture will link the Atlantic and Pacific coasts in South America, bypassing the tedium of the Panama Canal's heavily patrolled waters. These are in the iron grip of the US Navy and DEA and account...

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Larry has Image Problems

Funny story: Larry has Image Problems

The new No 10 cat, engaged to deal with the rat problem at the address is worried about his image, sources close to the Prime Minister revealed today. 'Larry is not a lamb' explained Cameron's new Communications Officer 'but he is beginning to loo...

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Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Funny story: Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Rapper Usher was today said to be drawing up emergency plans to avoid limelight junkie Jordan - aka Katie Price - following her announcement that she has a crush on him. The shock announcement appears in this week's top celeb organ Heat magazine.

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The Role of Facebook and Twitter in History's Revolutions

Funny story: The Role of Facebook and Twitter in History's Revolutions

There's been a lot of debate recently over the role social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter played in the recent Egyptian uprising, however very little has been mentioned of their importance in history's other great revolutions. In this report, we chronicle the significant contributions social media sites have played in helping to foment past rebellions throughout the world. But bef...

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Cheryl Cole Remembers The Music At Style Awards

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Remembers The Music At Style Awards

Glamour puss and national treasure Cheryl Cole had her memory jogged as she picked up a gong at the Elle Style Awards last night. Looking stunning in a red, full-length £3,000 Alexander McQueen gown with a plunging neckline, Cheryl arrived fashion...

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Army Apologises For E Mails

Funny story: Army Apologises For E Mails

A red faced Ministry of Defence spokesman has issued a public apology to 38 soldiers who were advised by e mail that they were being made redundant. The official stated "It is with great regret that we used this unprecedented form of communique to...

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London Olympics Schedule Unveiled

Funny story: London Olympics Schedule Unveiled

London 2012 chairman Lord Seb Coe has welcomed the publishing of the 2012 Olympic schedule. "The excitement is palpable and everyone in the country realises that this great event is just round the corner". Some of the main dates for the games (which run from July 28 to August 12th) are - July 28th - The whole transport system grinds to a halt. July 29th - First cyclist tests positive...

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New TV Broadcasting Code Announced

Funny story: New TV Broadcasting Code Announced

A new broadcasting code for TV channels is to come into effect at the end of this month. Announcing sweeping new guidelines covering, amongst other things, product placement and programme quality, an OFCOM spokesman explained "Its clear that , th...

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Upcoming Dramas on BBC

Funny story: Upcoming Dramas on BBC

The BBC are pulling out all the stops in their efforts to re-establish their reputation for producing cutting edge product for the TV. The first in a series of thought provoking dramas is coming to the screen later this year in the shape of "The First Lesbian", which tells the story of the openly gay Anne Lister in the 1880's. An unnamed source from the Beeb has revealed that other scheduled...

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Tiger Woods Spit The Tip Of Iceberg

Funny story: Tiger Woods Spit The Tip Of Iceberg

Former world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods has apologised for the spitting incident that cost him a fine at the Dubai Desert Classic, but says he does it all the time at home. Woods spat on the ground, a few feet from the hole, after missing a putt...

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Premiership Star In Court

Funny story: Premiership Star In Court

Newcastle United skipper Kevin Nolan has been fined almost £4000 after pleading guilty of speeding in a built up area. 28 year old Nolan, top scorer at the club since the £35 million January transfer window of Andy Carroll to Kenny Dalglish's Live...

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Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song Deny That They Went Camping In The Buff At Yosemite National Park

Funny story: Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song Deny That They Went Camping In The Buff At Yosemite National Park

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the Disney Channels most popular stars Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song are both staying busy pouring over movie scripts from many of Tinsel Town's motion picture companies. Tisdale became famous by portraying Naddie Fitzpatrick,...

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The Grammys Biggest Surprise: Esperanza Spalding Cannot Believe She Beat Out Justin Bieber For Best New Artist

Funny story: The Grammys Biggest Surprise: Esperanza Spalding Cannot Believe She Beat Out Justin Bieber For Best New Artist

LOS ANGELES - Classic chamber musician-singer Esperanza Spalding says that she still finds it difficult to accept the fact that she actually beat out one of the world's most popular young male singers, Justin Bieber, for Best New Artist at the 53rd G...

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The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...

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Men's Quilting Circle Places First in International Quilting Competition

Funny story: Men's Quilting Circle Places First in International Quilting Competition

A group of unemployed iron workers from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania have taken first place in the annual International Quilting Bee held this year in Lexington, Kentucky. Quilters from all over the world competed for this year's grand trophy. The iro...

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Peter Barlow Goes Mental In Church Wedding Blessing

Funny story: Peter Barlow Goes Mental In Church Wedding Blessing

From SEN's 'Sorry but we couldn't resist it Dept.' - Weatherfield bookmaker Peter Barlow today took leave of his senses and completely lost it at a ceremony to bless his death-bed wedding to Leanne Battersby as was. Barlow, injured and almost kill...

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Queensland on cassowary alert

Funny story: Queensland on cassowary alert

Australia - Authorities in Queensland have issued a warning to local residents - and more importantly - tourists, to stay the heck away from cassowaries. The cassowary is a flightless bird with a blue head, standing six feet tall, weighing in at 1...

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Gay Man In Condom Mix-up

Funny story: Gay Man In Condom Mix-up

A man from Manchester who has, since birth, been cruelly stricken down with Homosexiphilia, has told how an innocent mistake talking to some youngsters in a childrens playground almost led to him being deprived of his liberty at Her Majesty's Pleasur...

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Eric Pickles a deep pan pizza in a suit

Funny story: Eric Pickles a deep pan pizza in a suit

It is his mission to cut hard and cut often. He will search out every corner of his department and he will be savage. Nothing is safe from his beady eyes. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles, MP, UK Local Government and Communities Secretary, a ro...

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Auto Windscreens Goes Into Administration, And Other News

Funny story: Auto Windscreens Goes Into Administration, And Other News

According to a business report on the BBC website, windscreen company Auto Windscreens has gone into administration, putting 1,100 jobs at risk. The Chesterfield-based company, the UK's second biggest windscreen repair firm, said that it had temp...

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Shock report - goldfish get bored

Funny story: Shock report - goldfish get bored

A shock government report leaked to journalists suggests that goldfish, mainly the ones kept in glass bowls on old people's sideboards or TV sets, actually do get bored. An exhaustive study has revealed that goldfish kept in cramped spaces, such a...

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Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Funny story: Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Sexy vampire stud Robert Pattinson has got himself involved in a load of twilight tripe, it has been revealed to Tripe News International. Here at Tripe News International we are always first with the tripe news that the other agencies fail to rep...

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