If God was Icelandic, what reasons for revenge would he have had to unleash a natural disaster on the rest of Europe ?
1. All the jokes about geysers and hot springs.
2. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country.
3. The Graeme Souness tackle on Siggi Jonsson.
4. The stereotypical characters in the "Journey To The Centre Of The Earth " films .
5. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country and running adverts featuring Kelly Cantona.
6. European countries trying to get money back from the Icelandic banks Kaupthing and Icesave but making no such attempts from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in the States.
7. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country and running adverts featuring one of the Nolan sisters.
8. Changing the fishing zones and thus exposing the country to constant visits from drunken Aberdonians.
9. The Spitting Image puppet of Bjork.
10. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country and running adverts featuring Kerry Catona and one of The Nolan sisters.
