Paris Hilton Intruder Latest

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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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Sources are reporting that the man arrested in 2010 for allegedly trying to break into Paris Hilton's home in the Hollywood Hills, was in fact trying to break out of the premises.

An unnamed source in the LA Police department alleges that the "intruder armed with 2 knives" was actually a chef who had recently been employed by the wealthy socialite for an upcoming charity fundraiser to be held in the grounds of Hilton's compound.

It is claimed that the man merely tried to escape from the celebrity's constant babbling about her latest exclusive range of footwear, the next glitzy party she would be attending and how much she had spent on her new pink Bentley 190900.

An agent for the chef claimed that his client had had no alternative but to attempt to leave the mansion as he had feared that his "mental health was being compromised by the incessant yakking".

The alleged perpetrator is now being treated for "severe emotional distress" in Beverley Hills Medical Centre.

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