How A Shortcoming In Turbo Tax Can Save H&R Block

Funny story: How A Shortcoming In Turbo Tax Can Save H&R Block

H&R Block hasn't grown its business in 14 years; it's lack of response to Turbo Tax's innovative business model guaranteed this. And Block's ill-conceived decision to artificially maintain profitability in the face of declining market-share by ra...

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Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Funny story: Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Unbridled excitement in the West Midlands today when it was announced by binman and part time dinosaur hunter Stanley Cockloft that he had discovered a lost world a couple of miles away from Wolverhampton. Cockloft, who tends to drink copious quan...

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Obama wants Americans to say NO to Bangalore and YES to Buffalo. India's tit for tat reply: No problem - We'll buy out Bangor, Maine and rename it Bang[al]ore Maine

Funny story: Obama wants Americans to say NO to Bangalore and YES to Buffalo. India's tit for tat reply: No problem - We'll buy out Bangor, Maine and rename it Bang[al]ore Maine

Desperate to save their jobs and facing annihilation in the mid-term elections Democratic politicians have reverted to their familiar abuse of all things foreign. To wit: Democrat Senator Charles E. Schumer's ridiculous branding of leading Indian I...

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Canny Spoof writers spots secret 'Death to Infidels' inscription on new Mecca clock!

Funny story: Canny Spoof writers spots secret 'Death to Infidels' inscription on new Mecca clock!

Mecca, Sordid Arabia - (Mazel Tov!): The sighting by Spoof writer Mister Twister of the inscription on Mecca's brand new tourist draw has been confirmed by the Foreign Office. Etched on the new £500 million giant clockface the message is pretty c...

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Ricky Gervais sued over Office sitcom

Funny story: Ricky Gervais sued over Office sitcom

Ricky Gervais is being sued by a 45 year old accountant from Bristol over his award winning sitcom - The Office. Nigel Smallwood claims the sitcom, about the everyday events in an office, was based on an office he used to work in even though Gerva...

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Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Funny story: Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat...

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The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

Funny story: The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll. A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated that they t...

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Mother of One, 26, Who is Not Fantasia Barrino, Responds to Being Caught Sleeping with Married man By Attempting Suicide

Funny story: Mother of One, 26, Who is Not Fantasia Barrino, Responds to Being Caught Sleeping with Married man By Attempting Suicide

A woman who has admitted to having a sexual relationship with another woman's husband became overwhelmed by the attention it caused and decided to try to kill herself, which would have orphaned her daughter, who turned 9 last week. Reports say the...

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Warren Beatty and Wife Annette Benning At Odds Over Daughter's Desire To Get A Sex-Change Operation

Funny story: Warren Beatty and Wife Annette Benning At Odds Over Daughter's Desire To Get A Sex-Change Operation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - High in the exclusive Hollywood Hills fireworks are exploding all over the Beatty-Benning household. Mom Benning totally supports 18-year-old daughter Kathlyn's desire to undergo sexual reassignment surgery and become a male.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy. "I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on t...

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Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel. Whether the two are serious or not, they seem to enjoy each other's com...

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Government cuts but Airline introduce play chutes!

Funny story: Government cuts but Airline introduce play chutes!

Following the recent playground antics of Jet Blue ladyboy Steven Slater, Tomkins Holidays today announced plans to convert their fleet of planes into a children's wonderland. Research shows that with the government banning children from playing...

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Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...

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History Review: "Moral Combat" by Michael Burleigh

Funny story: History Review: "Moral Combat" by Michael Burleigh

An important new work on the ethical questions of the Second World War. As Burleigh himself says: "…it is about the prevailing moral sentiment of entire societies and their leaderships, and how this changed under the impact of both ideology and total war." Ken Lucid, reviews the book: "I think that this is a good book in some ways - like it has two sections of photographs, not just one i...

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Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

Funny story: Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...

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Cameron won't cut free-milk but will add free beer and alcopops

Funny story: Cameron won't cut free-milk but will add free beer and alcopops

LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...

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Top Vatican Cardinal blasts 'incapable' politicians; Says time has come for Italy to be ruled by the Pope

Funny story: Top Vatican Cardinal blasts 'incapable' politicians; Says time has come for Italy to be ruled by the Pope

ROME: Cardinal Burl O'Scooney a leading Vatican authority and future Pope contender says Italy's political leaders are 'incapable' of fixing the country's economy and are only indulging in squabbles while pursuing self interests. Terming the beha...

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Chinese university prof strips bare naked in front of class to teach human anatomy

Funny story: Chinese university prof strips bare naked in front of class to teach human anatomy

Yang Linchuan of the Sun Yat-sen Academy of Arts and Sciences shocked his classroom full of students by stripping naked. He did this so that they would have a live model to work from. Mr. Yang said he was forced to strip when the female model he...

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Princess Di's boy Wills set to make Kate Middleton an official member of the Glum Family in 2011

Funny story: Princess Di's boy Wills set to make Kate Middleton an official member of the Glum Family in 2011

Wills and Kate together at last! A report says Prince William and Kate Middleton are all set to marry next summer. The lovebirds have been together for nearly 10 years and will soon turn into a pair of geriatric pigeons if they don't do something...

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Britney Spears' Sad, Sad Meltdown - "I'm Still Prettier Than Taylor Swift"

Funny story: Britney Spears' Sad, Sad Meltdown - "I'm Still Prettier Than Taylor Swift"

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Britney Spears was sunbathing on Santa Monica Beach, which has more bikini clad women than any other beach in the entire world. She was asked about her career and where the hell did it go. Spears put the bottle of suntan lotio...

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New laws in Slovakia

Funny story: New laws in Slovakia

Bratislava, Slovakia - New laws have been passed here outlawing burping or breaking wind in public places. It seems that Slovaks have had enough of foreign tourists taking their humble country for grant it and want to impose some harsh behavioural...

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Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

Funny story: Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

HOLLYWOOD - Joe Jonas certainly knows what it takes to make a young starlet happy. The middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers has just gone out and purchased a brand new emerald green 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for his latest love interest...

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Flight attendants ask: "Coffee, Tea, or Fat Lip?"

Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who lost his cool, grabbed two beers, and left the airplane via the escape chute, is being hailed as a national hero today. Witnesses of the incident gave mixed reports of the incident but most hailed...

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The Expandables to Open in Theatres Friday

Funny story: The Expandables to Open in Theatres Friday

In an attempt to take advantage of the press for The Expendables, and new movie titled The Expandables will open this Friday. The film, which has nothing at all to do with a bunch of old action stars, will feature the talents and fat rolls of severa...

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The Peeping Tom Report

Funny story: The Peeping Tom Report

Latest Gossip From the World of Entertainment - Keep your eye to the keyhole and your ear to the door! Rosie O'Donnell is said to be returning to our television screens with an afternoon show on Oprah's new television network. It has been a trying time for the ample sized funny one after leaving The View. There was somewhat of a cloud over her departure and background noise that she had b...

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New security hole found in Internet Explorer

Funny story: New security hole found in Internet Explorer

Security experts today warned of a new attack targeting Microsoft's Internet Explorer web browser. A press release by Joshua Smug of Kaspersky Labs described this as one of the most serious vulnerabilities yet discovered. "This attack works by pre...

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Jackie Evancho: My fears of becoming like Amerca's Gut Talent sensation Susan Boyle!

Funny story: Jackie Evancho: My fears of becoming like Amerca's Gut Talent sensation Susan Boyle!

Pennsylvania, USA - (YouBoob! News): "Please don't say I'm another Susan Boyle in the making," was the ten year-old Pittsburg soprano's plea today. "I really don't deserve it!" Miss Evanch was speaking to reporters outside her home this morning...

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Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over

Funny story: Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over

Justin Bieber suffered a serious on-stage embarrassment after his voice broke; ironically during a performance of his hit song, "Baby." The 18,000 strong crowd who had attended Bieber's World Tour concert in Nashville, where treated to the final...

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Death - it's final

Funny story: Death - it's final

The World Health Organisation has today sensationally revealed that death is final. Speaking on behalf of the organisation Mr Jerome Backfysh said "Extensive research on the topic has shown that once someone is declared dead they don't tend to do...

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Rocket scientist to sue employer

Funny story: Rocket scientist to sue employer

A UK rocket scientist is to sue his employers for unfair dismissal it has been reported today. Mr George Slackboldy has registered a complaint against his employers in London claiming that they kept confusing him when he made mistakes. "Every t...

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Sexy Young Blonde Russian Girls Can't Get Enough Of Balding Pot-Bellied Western Men!

Funny story: Sexy Young Blonde Russian Girls Can't Get Enough Of Balding Pot-Bellied Western Men!

It's true! Research has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that sexy young Russian blonde women find aging, balding, pot-bellied has-been Western lotharios irresistibly sexy. It's a Russian thing - they want to live in the West and have lots of pot-b...

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Floating Iceberg from Greenland Glacier Packed with Spoof Readers

Funny story: Floating Iceberg from Greenland Glacier Packed with Spoof Readers

As reported by scientists, the iceberg is heading south. What hasn't been reported is that it's packed with a horde of noisy revelers. Not just plain old revelers. No, these are readers of TheSpoof.com who heard that the iceberg was about to "head...

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Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel did not have an affair with John Terry, or any other Chelsea footballers, and she can't believe that her role in developments played any part in England's shoddy World Cup performance. Furthermore, she wasn'...

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Bikini-Clad Strippers Picket Outside Ohio Church

Funny story: Bikini-Clad Strippers Picket Outside Ohio Church

Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint on...

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Isle of Wight News: Catch Exciting Jigsaw Festival This Week through Saturday

Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Catch Exciting Jigsaw Festival This Week through Saturday

St. James Church in East Cowes is again the location of one of the most exciting annual festivals held on the Isle of Wight--the Isle of Wight Jigsaw Puzzle Festival. Puzzlers from all over England are expected to descend upon East Cowes to compete f...

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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again. Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through an intermediary...

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Physicists Discover Pint-Sized Black Hole in Detroit

Funny story: Physicists Discover Pint-Sized Black Hole in Detroit

DETROIT, Michigan -- Scientists have discovered what appears to be the first known black hole resting near the automotive center of the Milky Way Galaxy. It apparently resides in a region known as the Big Three Halo, a vast sphere of sparsely populat...

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Steven Slater, The Renegade Flight Attendant Hailed As A Hero By Service Industry Employees

Funny story: Steven Slater, The Renegade Flight Attendant Hailed As A Hero By Service Industry Employees

Renegade Jet Blue flight attendant, Steven Slater, who abused a passenger over the PA system on a Pittsburgh to New York flight before opening the emergency door, grabbing a couple of cold ones and sliding down the escape chute has been hailed as a h...

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Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

Funny story: Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the prima donna/diva who likes to brag about belittling, berating, and hitting her employees may find herself on the way to the "Big House" (Prison). Naomi "The Bitch From Hell" Campbell is finally getting a ta...

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An Underwear Bomber Apprehended in Buckingham Palace

Funny story: An Underwear Bomber Apprehended in Buckingham Palace

LONDON - One of Saudi Arabia's most experienced underwear bombers Hadri Abu Knacka Knicka was apprehended in Buckingham Palace. Alert palace guards were able to ascertain that the individual who was acting strangely and walking even stranger actua...

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Abbey Clancy - That's It, I'm Off!

Funny story: Abbey Clancy - That's It, I'm Off!

TV star and WAG Abbey Clancy - famous for being a TV star and a WAG - has apparently called it a day and jetted off to the Balearic island of Majorca to join her mam after revelations in the press that fiance Peter Crouch had paid teenage Algerian pr...

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Family sue after funeral music gaffe

Funny story: Family sue after funeral music gaffe

A family has sued their local church after an incorrect piece of music was played during their mother's funeral. The Piddington family had requested "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler to see their mother off but were instead treated to "Bat o...

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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Funny story: Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...

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Lard Futures Market - Prices Skyrocket

Funny story: Lard Futures Market - Prices Skyrocket

The FTSE index shot up yesterday by 0.00023 points as a stable lard futures market brought much needed relief to The City. It's thought that a return to a more frugal lifestyle by consumers across the globe as the recession double-dips will inspir...

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Isle Of Wight News - American Sleuth, Inspector Morse Flies In To Solve Island Mystery

Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - American Sleuth, Inspector Morse Flies In To Solve Island Mystery

Isle of Wight News last night received confirmation that American Master Detective, Inspector Morse, is to fly to the UK from New York City to assist Island policemen in cracking the case of the Ryde Wheelie Bin Rifler. Inspector Morse became an i...

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Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Here for the first time, Skoob Entertainment News reveals what was really being said, reading between the lines of the TV interview with Vanessa Perroncel by reporter Kate Garraway, broadcast for the first time this morning. Miss Perroncel, a Fren...

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Obama Will Spend Vacation Working On Overdue Afghanistan Essay

Funny story: Obama Will Spend Vacation Working On Overdue Afghanistan Essay

President Obama will spend his August vacation writing an essay on why the United States should stay in Afghanistan. The essay was due during the 2009-2010 legislative term but has yet to be completed because the president kept putting it off citing...

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