Abbey Clancy - That's It, I'm Off!

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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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Is That A Landing Beacon? Or 'Crouchy' With A Lamp On His Head?

TV star and WAG Abbey Clancy - famous for being a TV star and a WAG - has apparently called it a day and jetted off to the Balearic island of Majorca to join her mam after revelations in the press that fiance Peter Crouch had paid teenage Algerian prostitute, Monica Mint, for sex in Madrid whilst largeing it up on a stag do.

Blonde Abbey, 24, was understandably upset by the revelations and according to some sources, she banished Crouchy to the couch. She is said by sources to be particularly embarrassed because of her appearances on James Corden's World Cup TV show, where she did a great deal of cooing over cardboard cut-outs of Long Pete and kept telling everybody how cute he is. Even though most people didn't believe a word of it.

Now, according to friends, she has had enough of the philandering giant, and has flown out to join her mam in Majorca following consultations with John Terry's Mrs, Toni, who apparently has experience in the field of philanderingness.

Many observers fear that 'Crouchy' - as his friends call him - has been a little unkind to his sweet, dulcet toned little Scouse angel - especially considering that Monica Mint is even shorter than Abbey. Which Abbey apparently struggles to get her head around.

'Crouchy' admitted to sources that he was guilty of looking down on Abbey - but added that he tended to look down on most people. What with him being tall and that.

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