Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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At first Joe was going to buy Ashley a red Ferrari just like his, but then he found out that she likes Lamborghinis.

HOLLYWOOD - Joe Jonas certainly knows what it takes to make a young starlet happy.

The middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers has just gone out and purchased a brand new emerald green 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for his latest love interest Ashley Greene.

Joe asked Ashley what her favorite color was and when she replied emerald green he called the Beverly Hills Lamborghini dealership and they just happened to have three in stock.

As soon as Ashley got in the car, Joe told her that she looked like a million dollars, he then thought about it and changed it to two million dollars.

Ashley smiled and asked, "Really?"

Joe nodded his head, smacked his lips, and ever so gently touched her on her left breast, as if to say, okay girl, you are now officially my new girl.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Joe has a history of having dated many of Hollywood's most popular young celebs. The only thing is that when he breaks up with them he does not do it in person. When he broke up with Taylor Swift, he did it in a 28 second phone call. When he broke up with Brenda Song, he did it in a 29 second email, and when he broke up with his latest girlfriend Demi Lovato, Joe did it in a 12 second text message.]

Joe was asked what it is about Ashley Greene, one of the stars of The Twilight Saga movie series that attracted him to her. He paused for a few seconds. He grinned and then pointed to his chest, his butt, and his groin area.

SIDENOTE: Interestingly enough when Ashley was asked what it is about Joe that first attracted her to him she pointed to her eyes, her hair, and her crotch region.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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