Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle

Funny story: Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle

Sophie Horn, a model, certified fitness trainer, 6-handicap golfer and all-around useless meathole, who plans to take the pop-culture world by storm by following the Danica Patrick Plan to fame and fortune (Hotness + modicum of athletic alility + did...

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Letters To The Editor - Public Information Letter From Rolf Harris

Funny story: Letters To The Editor - Public Information Letter From Rolf Harris

Dear Sir, How are yer? Notice that I didn't say 'Good day, Sport!' Oops! Now I did! Silly me! Yer can take the larrikin outa Perth but yer can't take Perth outa the larrikin! Jeez! Never mind, she'll be right, mate! Fair dinkum, cobber! Kids and water, they love it. Rivers, canals, even the lily pond in the garden. Yer can't keep 'em away from it. Estuaries, seas, lakes. They can't keep out.

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Brits invent Sh-t-Powered VW Beetle

Funny story: Brits invent Sh-t-Powered VW Beetle

The dream of one day ass-blasting what is left of yesterday's flank steak and broccoli florentine into the gas tank of a German economy car has come a step closer to reality when British researchers successfully created a Volkswagen Beetle that runs...

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Ben Quayle blasts Obama as America's "wurst Prezdint"

Funny story: Ben Quayle blasts Obama as America's "wurst Prezdint"

Former US Veep, Dan "Potatoe"-head Quayle's son Ben appears to be following in the family's footsteps. On Wednesday - the newest member of the spelling-challenged Quayles - jumped on the "Diss Obama" bandwagon. Ben, a Republican liar, er....lawye...

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Lady Gaga Shocks The Reporters Once Again!

Funny story: Lady Gaga Shocks The Reporters Once Again!

After being arrested earlier this week in Los Angeles, Lady Gaga has been appearing in more and more weird outfits. Sometimes she's a male and sometimes she's a female. Maybe she's...he's both. Maybe not. The one thing the Lady does not want to...

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Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Funny story: Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did disgraced John Edwards, once a presidential candidate, and Tiger Woods, who has completely lost his putter, have a lady friend in common and neither of them know about it? Whatever happens, the same lady will likely be given a subpoena to both...

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Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...

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George Osborne to join Spoof! Website as the little icon that says "Oh my God, no way"

Funny story: George Osborne to join Spoof! Website as the little icon that says "Oh my God, no way"

Pint-sized Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has announced that he will be working part-time on the Spoof! Website as the little icon that says "Oh my God, no way". He will dress up in a yellow suit, with his little arms sticking out, say...

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...

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John McCain Says The Jersey Shores' "Snooki" Is Way Too Pretty To Go To Prison

Funny story: John McCain Says The Jersey Shores' "Snooki" Is Way Too Pretty To Go To Prison

BISBEE, Arizona - Senator John McCain, was in the bordertown of Bisbee talking to a convention of The Old Retired Saguaro Cactus Harvesters of Arizona when he was asked a rather unusual question. McCain, was asked what he thought about the fact th...

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Paris Hilton 'pubic debauchery' behind $35 million Dream Snatcher suit

Funny story: Paris Hilton 'pubic debauchery' behind $35 million Dream Snatcher suit

Los Angeles - (Spilt Ends): The peroxide socialite's slutty lifestyle has outraged the highbrow moral tone of the LA hair extension industry. Twentynine year-old Hilton is being sued in the Los Angeles Superior Court by a Beverly Hills crimpers w...

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Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

Funny story: Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

LONDON - The coach of England's National team, Fabio Capello finally decided that it was time to let David Beckham go. And so he announced that the legendary footballer, who has had a 14 year international career was no longer on the team. The...

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The Mysterious Disappearance of 'The Far Side's" Gary Larson

Funny story: The Mysterious Disappearance of 'The Far Side's" Gary Larson

Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the very popular cartoon series The Far Side. One day a successful, widely popular genius behind one of the world's top selling daily cartoons, the next day missing wit...

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This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

Funny story: This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

Several astronomers are coming right out and telling people to be extra careful this Friday the 13th due to the fact that in addition to the 13th falling on a Friday this month, another more sinister event will be happening in the skies that night-a...

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Woman Suspected Of Semen Attacks: Denies It's Hers

Funny story: Woman Suspected Of Semen Attacks: Denies It's Hers

Authorities in Maryland say a woman accused of squirting semen onto two male shoppers has been linked to three more cases. The lady who was arrested and charged with spraying the fluid on a shopper at a Giant Food store said that she has volunteer...

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Suicide bomber sues Allah because he "only got 71 virgins in the after life"

Funny story: Suicide bomber sues Allah because he "only got 71 virgins in the after life"

BEWARE THIS ARTICLE IS SO OFFENSIVE THAT EVEN THE AUTHOR ADVISES YOU NOT TO READ IT Al Qaeda extremist Mohammed Iqbal Yusuf, who died after detonating a suicide bomb last week in Pakistan, has said that he intends to sue Allah after discovering th...

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BAA or BA - the same story

Funny story: BAA or BA - the same story

Unite Union's vote for strike action against the British Airports Authority (BAA) has the sheep community in uproar. 'This is discrimination against animals' announced the RSPCA 'we strongly urge Unite to think again.' BAA has yet to react but is...

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Kashmiri youths who quit jobs to become professional 'stone-chuckers' accuse their Pak Army handlers of "not paying wages"

Funny story: Kashmiri youths who quit jobs to become professional 'stone-chuckers' accuse their Pak Army handlers of "not paying wages"

SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief that the...

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Turkey donates 5 million turkeys to flood-ravaged Pakistan

PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid. Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed...

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London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

Funny story: London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

LONDON-ISTAN: Britain's national tourism agency has issued a raft of etiquette guidelines to educate its snarky, obnoxious, anti-social, abusive citizens on how to welcome "hundreds of foreign visitors" coming to London for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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Saying "We must flee Earth to avoid extinction" Stephen Hawking advertises for able-bodied Sherpas to piggy-back him in space

Funny story: Saying "We must flee Earth to avoid extinction" Stephen Hawking advertises for able-bodied Sherpas to piggy-back him in space

CANADA: Speaking at a Conference for Scientists, Stephen Hawking says the human race is angry, greedy to the point of absolute gluttony and is growing at an unprecedented rate. As a result humans are rapidly depleting our planet natural resources a...

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UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

Funny story: UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council. Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India with my begging bowl. I met w...

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Spoof Author Revealed as Inspiration for Book by Dr. Alex Comfort

Funny story: Spoof Author Revealed as Inspiration for Book by Dr. Alex Comfort

London - When "Joy of Sex" author, Dr. Alexander Comfort, re-published his best selling book in the early 80's, he admittedly based a number of his updated theories and recommended practices on interviews and exploits from a formerly anonymous young...

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The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register or even attack Alien UFO's!

Funny story: The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register or even attack Alien UFO's!

After the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa Brazil have been desperately searching for a way to grab the world's attention and now they've found it. The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register, follow and in the case of Alie...

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Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get her hair, makeup, and clothes to look like Marilyn Monroe's. Hilton paraded up and down the runway of a fashion show as teen queen Miley Cyrus sat in the audience. Paris, a...

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Berrabah, Ewen Defend Gerrard Marriage

Sugababes Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen have said their bandmate Heidi Range's marriage to footballer Steven Gerrard is "stronger than ever". In seperate interviews, both Berrabah and Ewen claimed the couple were very happy and are not splitting u...

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America's Got Talent: Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Is The New Favorite To Win AGT's $1 Million First Prize

Funny story: America's Got Talent: Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Is The New Favorite To Win AGT's $1 Million First Prize

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent host Nick "The Swizzle Stick" Cannon remarked that everyone can forget about the flaming pizza twirlers, the sword swallower's, the yodeling hillbilly woman, the dozens of dancing acts, and focus on one little 10-yea...

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Palin, McMahon Follopian Tubes Breed Winners

Funny story: Palin, McMahon Follopian Tubes Breed Winners

January 5 2012 - Who could have thonk it? When Linda McMahon an unknown around political circles won the republican nomination for senator from Connecticut back in August 2010. Nobody thought she would ever become president of the United States. W...

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"Bugger Off" New American Reality Show

"Just when you thought that the Americans couldn't be any sillier with their reality shows, here comes the topper," reports the Guardian. "Steven Slater, the flight attendant that told an airplane full of passengers to "fuck off," took two beers and...

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When Jeremy Paxman Met Chistopher Nolan

Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Chistopher Nolan

Good evening. In tonight's Newsnight Special, we've invited Christopher Nolan to the studio to discuss his latest $160 million effort, Inception. Released to critical acclaim in July, Inception recouped almost half of the production cost on its opening weekend and Nolan is already tipped to win Best Director and Best Film at the next Oscars. Fans and critics alike are lauding Nolan as the new S...

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New Ad for Pizza has Spoof Writer in a Quandary

Funny story: New Ad for Pizza has Spoof Writer in a Quandary

A major pizza chain's new ad is telling customers "Try our inspired hand-tossed pizza." According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, inspired means "outstanding or brilliant in a way or to a degree suggestive of divine inspiration." Divine pertains to God or at least god-like. So if I'm reading this correctly, someone at this pizza company is making the claim that they are selling hand-tossed mann...

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How to throw shoe and survive

Shoe throwing is an art combined with science.To be precise it is an artistic craft to aim and throw a shoe at a selected target,be it a minister, a visiting dignitary or someone you just hate. Now the first thing is to select a shoe,which is very important. It could be a heavy military boot to hit a heavyweight opponent, or a small ballerina's satin putons.The choice is always to select one ac...

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Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Funny story: Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Basking in his new found fame Graham told us "It's all happening...

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Spoof Writer In Training For Friday 13th Winchester Summit

Funny story: Spoof Writer In Training For Friday 13th Winchester Summit

Given the potential portents of venturing out on Friday the 13th, one unnamed accident prone writer for satirical website theSpoof.com has announced that he is taking no chances over the great Winchester meeting scheduled for portentous Friday the 13...

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Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

Funny story: Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

An angry David Beckham, 35, has reacted to England manager Fabio Capello's dismissal of him as being too old to play for England again. He is taking Capello to the European Court on charges of discrimination. 'To write someone off because of age i...

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Gordon Brown - the life story

Funny story: Gordon Brown - the life story

Hollywood insiders have today revealed that plans are being drawn up to make a film based on Gordon's first year as Prime Minister. Due to budget restraints the film will be made from recyled clips. Budd Hoppenbauer, upcoming new director, commen...

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Queen "annoyed" after mic hears private conversation

Funny story: Queen "annoyed" after mic hears private conversation

The Queen is said to be "embarrassed" and "annoyed" after she left her microphone on in an incident almost identical to Gordon Brown's, "Bigot" gaffe earlier this year. Her majesty had just entered her vehicle with Prince Philip and an advisor, following an interview with a female reporter. It was at this point that the microphones picked up the conversation in the car: Queen: "She was stu...

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Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Funny story: Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is visiting London to promote some crappy new book he has written but has insisted that anyone who wants him to autograph their copy must wear a coloured armband, give up their cameras and phones and allow their bags...

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Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Funny story: Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to throw his hat in the ring and beg for a judge's seat on the next season of American Idol. He also believes that former Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean would make an excellent female judge, more so than Jenn...

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Rihanna Shyly Confesses To Her 16th Tattoo

Funny story: Rihanna Shyly Confesses To Her 16th Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - The beauty from Barbados, Rihanna, has just admitted that she has just gotten tattoo number 16. The sensational singer, and ex-girlfriend of Chris "The Broad Buster" Brown said that tattoo number 15 is a tattoo on her neck which re...

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Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

Funny story: Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself. The former singer with the all-girl band A...

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Bill O'Reilly Will Do Anything to Get Jennifer Aniston on His Show

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Will Do Anything to Get Jennifer Aniston on His Show

Bill O'Reilly can claim he doesn't agree with Jennifer Aniston's view on single women not needing men in order to start a family, but in reality he is just smitten with the actress and will use any excuse he can to get her on his show. O'Reilly ha...

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Sofia Vergara Fires The First Shot In Her Feud With Madonna

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Fires The First Shot In Her Feud With Madonna

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The sexy, gorgeous star of the sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara has stated that the former singer known as Madonna needs to stop her obsession with botox, collagen, and liposuction. Vergara, who is a native of Colombia, said...

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Peter Shilton named in England Squad

Funny story: Peter Shilton named in England Squad

With Rob Green's inept displays, David James' being viewed as "past it" and Paul Robinson's recent retirement, Fabio Capello's keeper position was in a complete crisis. That is until the crafty Capello managed to lure England legend, Peter Shilton...

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Young 10-Year Old Lip Synchs Perfectly to SuBo on America's Got Talent

Funny story: Young 10-Year Old Lip Synchs Perfectly to SuBo on America's Got Talent

A young 10-year old by the name of Jackie Evancho has made it into the semi-finals of the YouTube challenge on America's Got Talent. Her lip-synched rendition of Puccini's O Mio Babbino Caro performed by Susan Boyle was the best anyone has ever seen...

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"Granddad Bandit" Arrested After He Calls FBI to Complain About His Nickname

Funny story: "Granddad Bandit" Arrested After He Calls FBI to Complain About His Nickname

BATON ROUGE, La. - Michael Francis Mara is accused of robbing banks throughout the eastern US. In all, he's said to have robbed at least 25 banks in 13 states over the past two years. He would still be out there robbing banks if it weren't for the bi...

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Stephen Hawking starts driving lessons

Funny story: Stephen Hawking starts driving lessons

World famous physicist, Stephen Hawking, is undergoing his most difficult challenge to date, learning to drive. Hawking, who is severely affected by Motor Neurones Disease will control the specially adapted Vauxhall Corsa in a similar way to how...

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Islamic Discovery: Allah is Allan

Funny story: Islamic Discovery: Allah is Allan

In a discovery that is certain to send shockwaves throughout the muslim world, a recently found diary from the 16th century is said to contain information as to how the name 'Allah' actually came about. The diary of 16th century villager Thomas Br...

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Pogue's Tribute Band in Hot Water after "Sick joke."

Funny story: Pogue's Tribute Band in Hot Water after "Sick joke."

A tribute act to legendary Irish band, The Pogues, has been forced into hiding after their entire audience of 76 turned against them after a misplaced joke. The band, known as, "The Poogues" where nearing the end of their 90 minute set when they...

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Frasier Crane is over the moon - says Mancunian Daphne Moon is "Havin' my baby".

Funny story: Frasier Crane is over the moon - says Mancunian Daphne Moon is "Havin' my baby".

Mancunian psychic-health care worker Daphne Moon went on national TV and broke the shocking news: "I'm 'avin Dr. Crane's baby". Delighted reporters yelled "Cheers", congratulating a skulking Dr.Niles Crane only to discover they had the wrong Dr...

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Illegal Immigrants Apprehended

Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Apprehended

Mexico City, MX: Pablo and Pedro, two brothers from this city were apprehended trying to enter the United States illegally. The two brothers were unemployed, had no money to pay coyotes to smuggle them into the USA and hated the smoggy hot weathe...

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Popemobile Clamped in Milan

Funny story: Popemobile Clamped in Milan

The Pope was left with a red face after his adapted golf cart- known as "The Popemobile," was clamped outside shops in Milan. His Holiness was out looking to buy a USB cable to fix his, "Buggered up Lexmark Printer," when he stopped on double yel...

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