French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel did not have an affair with John Terry, or any other Chelsea footballers, and she can't believe that her role in developments played any part in England's shoddy World Cup performance.
Furthermore, she wasn't presented with a bung (ooh er) by John Terry to ensure she kept schtum. She didn't receive any other monies from the press either.
As revealed by the lady herself, in a tell-eff-all interview with clueless investigative reporter Kate Garraway.
It all panned out precisely as Skoob Entertainment News's very own Showbiz Correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger had predicted it would.
Nothing.
No revelations - just a lingerie model all dressed in black like some femme fatale evacuee from a Humphrey Bogart movie who was about as forthcoming as Carole White in the Charles Taylor war crimes trial in the Hague.
"What did you expect, dear boy?" Buffty Ginslinger said as he spooned up cornflakes with gin in a Soho watering hole this morning. "She was never going to admit to anything. Not a jot of it. She said that she was 'friends' with John Terry, but that she hasn't spoken to him in a while.
"If that's what the lady says, then it must be the truth. You stupid boy!"
More as we get it. But probably not on this story.
