Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel.

Whether the two are serious or not, they seem to enjoy each other's company and Bollywood studios are anxious to take advantage and get them into a new movie.

"I'm happy to be here and out from under the squeeze back in the USA", Kristen was reported to have stated in an interview there, forwarded to us by a friend. "There was the fact that I couldn't go anywhere in peace and also Robert was everywhere with me. I came here to get away from the hassle and I met Dev."

Kristen wouldn't answer if the two had became lovers.

"I've had that up to here. So let's not start that again. I'm a free person. Dev and I want a fresh start. No comment after this."

What about Freida Pinto?

"Like Ms. Stewart just told you", answered Dev Patel, "Everyone and everything has a fresh start. No comment until we announce something definite....if we ever do."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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