Mecca, Sordid Arabia - (Mazel Tov!): The sighting by Spoof writer Mister Twister of the inscription on Mecca's brand new tourist draw has been confirmed by the Foreign Office.
Etched on the new £500 million giant clockface the message is pretty conservative by local standards.
Reports from Our Man in the Dishdasha today confirm the illuminated sign can be seen 800 miles away as Tel Aviv, Israel where locals are planning their own take on the desert timepiece.
The newly proposed 2,000ft Tower of Bagel in Jerusalem's Manger Square is to be built with a massive solar-powered clockface lit up 24/7 by lasers.
And the message on the proposed chronometer?
"We thought 'YEAH, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?' might to the trick," Mossad head of cultural relations commented.
Big Ben is 250.
