Obama To Actually Put A Man On The Moon
President Barack Obama, sick to death of health care talk switched subjects today and told the press that he plans to really place a man on the moon before his administration's first term is over. "I'm not talking about those little Ray Harryhause...
Read full storyBoy George Escapes From Prison
LONDON - The BBC is reporting that George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, aka inmate #74316869, has escaped from London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes. Prison Warden Sebastapol Pickens said that apparently "The Boy" dug himself out of his jail cell...
Read full storyTop Gear presenter, James May, has been made homeless
James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a challenge. Within days of his redun...
Read full storyNaked Twenty - 20 Initiative Defended by ICC
The ICC, the international cricketing governing body had moved quickly to defend its latest initiative to raise the profile of women's cricket- the Womens ICC Naked 20 - Twenty series. In a statement issued last night the ICC stated that, "Thi...
Read full storyThe UK Ranks #1 On Bahoo Searches
The United Kingdom has topped this year's Bahoo top searches. According to Yo-Club and Party World Radio Monitor, the United Kingdom really made it at the top of the famous engine searches surpassing even more important countries such as the United S...
Read full storyAirline Offers Parachute Rentals
For only a $20 surcharge on your airline ticket from Gamma Airlines, you can now rent a parachute to wear while you're on any of their planes all the way to your final destination. This would allow you to quickly jump from the plane just as soon a...
Read full storyBarack Obama Wants Peace In Middle East
Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America) clearly explained last night in a press conference that he wants "peace in the Middle East, simply". He said, "The Middle East has always been our point of view, you know what I mean? It...
Read full storyAmericans' Approval Rating Plummets
WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...
Read full storyLebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall
World renown Lebanese camera company LebaCam announced that it will debut its twenty new products this fall in DanceMe Hotel in Hazmieh (region). The company's rep, Elie AlMakdouch, said that "the new cameras that we created have been highly antic...
Read full storyA-Rod Loves Playing (Ball) With Kate Hudson
NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankee super star A-Rod has confided to close friends that Kate Hudson is the best girlfriend that he has ever had. The Yankee star said that Kate constantly keeps him laughing with her jokes about OctuMom, Oprah Winfrey,...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Killed. Will Dr. Murray Be Arrested?
At first it was just one of those thousands of rumors buzzing around the net but now, apparently, police are about to arrest Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael's personal physician. Of course this may just be another tale but a source who should know said...
Read full storyIs Skoob Dead?
Drama unfolding here in the UK - Police officers today swarmed the residence of TheSpoof.com satirical website contributor, Skoob1999. Officers at the scene reckoned that the sad bastard might have finally gone too far and upset his wife by refusi...
Read full storySting Blows TheSpoof.com Wide Open
A massive sting operation has exposed an illegal alien sweatshop in Lancashire reported to be the homebase for the Internet satire website known as TheSpoof.com. Located in an abandoned call centre the sweatshop kept several hundred of illegal ali...
Read full storyLeAnn Rimes Now Single Again
LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Dean Sherement, have finally called it quits, which is not a surprise considering LeAnn has been having a very public affair going on for some time with Eddie Cibrian. Cibrian recently said that his wife had announced...
Read full storySwine Flu Will Close down Many Supermarkets before Christmas
It is estimated that by Christmas (if the current trend is to be believed), 20 million people will be affected by swine flu in the United Kingdom. The main distributor of the virus is almost definitely supermarkets all claim to give you something ext...
Read full storyThe F Network Cancels "The Wasilla Hillbillies"
NEW YORK CITY - The Fox Network has finally decided to cancel the reality show, The Wasilla Hillbillies. The show revolved around the everyday lives of Governor Sarah Palin, her snowmobiling husband Todd, and their five children Track, Bristol, Wi...
Read full storyAdebayor: My Arsenal nightmare.
Only days after joining Manchester City, Emmanuel Adebayor has expressed his relief at joining the club, the first reason because he was treated badly by the fans, he claimed "they often sung at me 'Adebayor give him the ball and he will score' i fel...
Read full storyPaula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory
Minneapolis, MN - Those worried about the future of Paula Abdul after being snubbed by American Idol, needn't be. After seeing the incredible web success of Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz' wedding, where the entire wedding party is shown boogying do...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres
MALIBU BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan owner of the Malibu Beach restaurant Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery has sold it to TV host Ellen DeGeneres and her spouse Portia. The sale price was not revealed, but long time DeGeneres friend and business...
Read full storyCricket Test Matches to lose 1st Class status
The shock news that Test matches are about to lose their 1st class status has not come as a complete surprise to the Cricket community. This proposed downgrading in status of Cricket's premier form of the game follows on from the ICC's decision to...
Read full storyJoe Biden Slips His Bonds Again
Dawgcheetistan Central Asia - Vice President Joe Biden has made a sudden and unannounced trip to Kabuum, Dawgcheetistan. Arriving at the local airport in the wee hours of the morning he was met by the local president of the Pub Crawlers as governmen...
Read full storyBarry Bonds Signs With The Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters
PETALUMA, California - San Francisco's Channel 49 has announced that baseball superstar Barry Bonds has just been signed by the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan. Bonds' agent Hugo Frackenfish told Channel 49 that his client is thrilled at the...
Read full storyBeer Diplomacy? White House to Turn Rose Garden into Beer Garden
Washington, D.C. - Having little choice but to turn to domestic bottled beer to help resolve the domestic issues of the racial divide, the White House announced today that is converting the Rose Garden into a Beer Garden. "The conversion of the R...
Read full storyNew US Health Czar "You Idiots WILL Obey Me!"
Former Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius, who was sworn in as Secretary of Health and Human Services by the United States Senate on April 29, 2009 is taking her Health Czar appointment by President Obama seriously. Yesterday, Sebelelius received t...
Read full storyThe Secret Laws
James Justice a human rights activist has made the incredible claim that there are secret laws that only apply to the rich and the famous but not to ordinary citizens. This follows recent court cases where Amy Winehouse was cleared of punching on...
Read full storyPalace's 'Queen will be found strangled by her knicker elastic' fears
Windsore Castle - (Somnambulism Mess): The Queen is sleepwalking her way to auto-erotic asphyxiation disaster according to flunkies charged with straightjacketing her down for the night at Windsor. A warm, wet, sticky-fingered summer has triggered...
Read full storyFrankie The Tory
A left wing looney who has changed his name by deed poll to Josef Stalin has accused Jockey Frankie Dettori of being a Tory. Josef claims "Well for a start his name is a real give away Dettori rhymes with tory and every race he wins he always has...
Read full storyUFOs Fight Zombies and Pirates in North Korea
PYONGYANG - It's chaos here! In its first 'proxy war' in decades, UFOs have descended on Pyongyang, decimating everything in their path with their plasma blasters and space lasers. While the UFOs, thought to be here at the behest of the United St...
Read full storyMichael Jackson comes back to Life, does the Moonwalk and then Returns to Hell
Dead superstar Michael Jackson stunned fucking everyone by returning from the dead and performing an impromptu Moonwalk in front of a local fish & chips shop in Brixton. The creepy-looking corpse star did his trademark dance, grabbed his crotc...
Read full storyMayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe
A Foreign Object Press (AFOP) - New York: Three mayors, two dozen rabbits and several zoo officials were corralled in the scandal, which feral prosecutors say initially focused on a carrot laundering network operating between Brooklyn, in New York,...
Read full storyMegan Fox Snubs Daniel Craig
Hot 23-year old actress Megan Fox has snubbed the offer to play a Bond Girl to Daniel Craig, the 41-year old that looks like he's 51. This is not the only major role Fox has turned down; she was also asked to play a feature film Wonder Woman, bu...
Read full storyThe Mercury Mission
NASA are trying to arrange a manned mission to Mercury even although most scientists say that life could not survive on the planet because of the lack of oxygen and the intense heat. Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and if you could stand...
Read full storyFootage Of Michael Jackson Cavorting with Benny Hill Discovered
Los Angeles, CA - Tens upon tens of thousands of feet of undiscovered film footage of singer Michael Jackson doing slapstick gags with an as yet undead British comedian Benny Hill have been discovered and are expected to entertain the world for years...
Read full storyThe Good Ship Lollipop Loses Precious Cargo
Legendary vessel the Good Ship Lollipop has run aground on the coast of Wales and lost its cargo of precious candy that was due to be given to poorly children in Carlisle. Over a hundred tones of holiday candy rocks meant for children with diabet...
Read full storyHero's blinking days numbered
Hiro Nakamura has just been diagnosed with facial paralysis. The time travelling Hero's nerve ends at the right side of his face are dead. It is feared the excessive squinting and blinking of his eyes whenever he attempts to bend time and space have...
Read full storyThe Most Haunted Medium Mystery
Ghosthunter Chris Roberts has blasted Yvette Fielding the presenter of the popular Television series Most Haunted and Most Haunted Live. Chris claims that Yvette is such a bossy boots it eventually leads to arguments and some really good mediums leav...
Read full storyCongressman's Face Breaks Windows, Scares Mice
Congressman Henry Waxman , US Representative of the 30th District in California was indicted by a group of talk show hosts as the ugliest man they had ever set eyes upon, by far the ugliest person in the US Congress. The indictment charges that He...
Read full storyLast World War One Trench Fighter Passes Away
It is with great regret that we report the passing of Harry Patch, aged 111, the last known man alive to have suffered the rigours of battle in the trenches of World War 1 Harry Patch, of Coombe Down near Bath, England, fought in the battle of Pas...
Read full storyRod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose
Rocker Rod Stewart has built a private football pitch -complete with corner flags, goals and nets - inside his nose. The big nosed star has invited all his friends around for a game to celebrate the construction. The footy-mad singer said it was h...
Read full storyEvony ladies Steal Chamone's Thunder
It's just been revealed that writers on satirical website TheSpoof.com have been cooling off on fictional "woman/girl" Chamone in favour of a series of ads run on the site by an online game known as 'Evony' Whilst the avatar of Chamone looks reaso...
Read full storyAmerica So Fat Its Sinking
Big fat American fuckers are causing the nation to slowly sink into the ocean floor. The obesity epidemic has unbalanced the nation to such an extent that it is predicted that by 2020 the entire country will be 400ft below sea level. Emergency tea...
Read full storyF1 Announces Radical Rule Changes
The recent turbulent history of Formula 1 entered a new phase yesterday when the FIA revealed further radical changes aimed at broadening the sport's appeal. Bernie Ecclestone addressed a stunned world media to announce the changes at a hastily ar...
Read full storyMPs say yes to War in Afghanistan
In a poll among MPS on the war in Afghanistan 90% say they were in favour of the war but an incredible 100% of MPS say they would not go to fight in Afghanistan and certainly would not send any of their own family members to Afghanistan. Anti War...
Read full storyDistinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian
Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike, and may at times also sound alike, but their similarities end there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by g…
Read full storyJeremy Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown A C***!
It's just been revealed that dickhead soft as shit petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson has called PM Gordon Brown a c*nt in an off broadcast moment. It's not the first time that the wannabe tough guy has insulted the PM. He has referred to him in the past...
Read full storyThe Mystery Celebrity Deaths
Ever since the death of Marilyn Munro there has always been people who suspect foul play when any celebrity dies in mysterious circumstances. Investigative journalist David Duke has been looking in to some of the most recent celebrity deaths and...
Read full storyCyrus to Hudgens: You're a Total F*cking B*tch!!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "And that's exactly what you'd expect her to say in the title if you want anyone to read your article!" said The San Francisco Onion's marketing consultant. He went on to inform the spoof writer that merely tossing a bunch of c...
Read full storyUga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet
Uga the bulldog, longtime mascot of the University of Georgia sports teams, was hospitalized Saturday following a suicide attempt says UGA Veterinarian Hospital officials. Uga's girlfriend, Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua, passed away earlier this we...
Read full storyMike Hunt Explodes--Famous Pussy Gone
British actor, Mike Hunt, 31, and his famous pussy, Boots, were killed, Friday night while asleep. Fire fighters believe methane gas collected under their bed sheets and ignited, apparently as a result of Mike Hunt smoking in bed. The actor was...
Read full storyDoctor's Remove A Woman's Wisdom Tooth Through Her Vagina
BALTIMORE - World famous surgeon Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum of The John Hopkins Medical Center has just performed his third operation via a woman's vaginal cavity. Dr. Kettledrum's team of amazing doctors worked for three hours to remove Lorett...
Read full storyFellatio deaths under reported claims UK study: "Families too ashamed to admit reason men died"
Researchers in the United Kingdom released the results of a ten-year study of fellatio related deaths in the US, UK, the former Soviet Union, Germany, Spain and France. The study found there were at least 2.5 million fellatio related deaths reported...
Read full storyObama has Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates Jr. over for Beer and BBQ? Meeting Already Held in Secret?
Washington, D.C. - As Sgt. James M. Crowley of the Cambridge Police Department and Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. were let into the Rose Garden of the White House, they were taken aback at the image of their Commander in Chief and leader of...
Read full story"Nuke the French" replaces "The Star Spangled Banner" as US National Anthem
In a move that surprised no one, a joint session of the US House and Senate today approved dropping the Star Spangled Banner as the National Anthem and replacing it with Nuke the French, a song written by Frank E. Jordan, Poet Laureate of West Virgin...
Read full storyWienermobile Not Welcome in Waikiki
Honolulu, HI - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got sent packing by an environmental group in Hawaii claiming that its cuteness was insidious. Cute wienermobiles are dangerously deceptive and can cause one to purchase inferior frankfurters, or so th...
Read full storyAfrican Americans Singled Out By Cops
Questions have been raised today in Spoofland regarding the disproportionate treatment of African-Americans by the law. The reasons for this cultural trend are principally based on the fact that African-Americans tend to commit more crimes than an...
Read full storyPresident Obama's Line of Designer All-Star Game Jeans "The Brobamas" Now On Sale
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just revealed that his designer line of blue jeans named the Brobama Designer All-Star Game Blue Jeans are now on sale. The jeans are being manufactured by The Panting Pants of Panmunjom, a company that is tr...
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