The Mystery Celebrity Deaths

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Its murder but no one will know

Ever since the death of Marilyn Munro there has always been people who suspect foul play when any celebrity dies in mysterious circumstances.

Investigative journalist David Duke has been looking in to some of the most recent celebrity deaths and he does not believe the official explanation on any of them.Princess Diana died on 31st August 1997 as the result of injuries sustained in a car accident in Paris France.

David Carradine found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok Thailand. He was found hanging by a rope with his hands tied behind his back. Michael Jackson died 25th June 2009 at his Los Angeles home of a heart attack even with a doctor in the house at the time.

David believes that all three were murdered and will continue to campaign to find the truth in each case.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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