Written by Charpa93

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Pu-Pu Plattermobile

Honolulu, HI - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got sent packing by an environmental group in Hawaii claiming that its cuteness was insidious. Cute wienermobiles are dangerously deceptive and can cause one to purchase inferior frankfurters, or so they say.

Oscar Mayer has threatened to sue for discrimination; however, it was pointed out that just last month, the same group gave marching orders to the equally popular Pu-Pu Plattermobile for much the same reason. "Advertising pu-pu platters in such a public way denigrates the elegance of the plate," said the group's spokesperson.

Oscar Mayer is taking the wienermobile back stateside "where," said a company spokesperson, "everyone wants to be an Oscar Mayer wiener." Everyone, that is, except Hawaiians.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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