Hot 23-year old actress Megan Fox has snubbed the offer to play a Bond Girl to Daniel Craig, the 41-year old that looks like he's 51.
This is not the only major role Fox has turned down; she was also asked to play a feature film Wonder Woman, but to the horror and despair of superhero geeks locked in their bedrooms with plans to stick posters of the super-powered Fox on their walls now dashed, it appears the 23rd installment of the James Bond saga will be minus the foxy lady.
Rumor has it that Fox is now teasing Hollywood casting agents with one script rejection after another, including one that's an autobiography of herself.
"Why would I want to play that chick? I don't even look like her! She's not even as hot as I am!" Fox prclaimed about herself.
So the search continues for the next Bond Girl, next rumored to be Kate Gosselin of 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' infamy.
"Yea, yea, yea, I'm almost ready to sign the contract!" whined the mother of eight, as she fed her kids their nightly dinner of Mars bars and Pepsi. "I'll do it as long as Daniel and I have at least five sex scenes, and none of it's simulated!"
Upon hearing this, Craig checked himself into a local mental centre, and placed on 24-hour suicide watch.
