Michael Jackson comes back to Life, does the Moonwalk and then Returns to Hell

Funny story written by Chamone

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Dead superstar Michael Jackson stunned fucking everyone by returning from the dead and performing an impromptu Moonwalk in front of a local fish & chips shop in Brixton.

The creepy-looking corpse star did his trademark dance, grabbed his crotch and shrieked in that famous high-pitched tone before taking a bite from a customers curly fries, then crawling back from where he came from -Hell!

Locals were stunned and frightened - but that was the usual reaction to Jackson when he was alive anyways!

The singer just seemed to stop by like he was checking up to make sure he hasn't been forgotten. Experts in this sort of shit believe that he got lost on the stairway to hell and naturally ended up in the closest thing to hell on earth - a run-down chippers in south London.

Uri Geller immediately rushed to the scene, but Wacko Jacko was long gone. Still, Geller stopped by the chip shop and purchased a big bag of garlic bread and a chicken burger to enjoy back home as he wanked over all the money he's wringing out of his 'friendship' with the dead star.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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