It's just been revealed that writers on satirical website TheSpoof.com have been cooling off on fictional "woman/girl" Chamone in favour of a series of ads run on the site by an online game known as 'Evony'
Whilst the avatar of Chamone looks reasonably attractive, whoever the model was has been quickly and efficiently outdone by the Evony ladies.
With much pouting and heaving of bosom, and by referring to readers as:"My Lord" the Evony ladies have become the number one attraction for Spoof writers and readers alike.
In fact, nobody reads the stories any more. They just clock the Evony models.
Sad bastard, Skoob1999 told us:
"I used to have a thing about Noemie Lenoir, the mixed race girl who starred in the M&S ads with Twiggy, but I got over that when the wife kept hitting me with a big stick whenever an M&S ad came on the TV. Now I pretend to write Spoof stories so I can clock the Evony models."
What a sad bastard.
More sadness and heaving sweaty bosoms as we get them.