Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Justice for all especially for the famous

James Justice a human rights activist has made the incredible claim that there are secret laws that only apply to the rich and the famous but not to ordinary citizens.

This follows recent court cases where Amy Winehouse was cleared of punching one of her fans Sherene Flash who ended up with a black eye and in another case on the same day footballer Steven Gerrard was cleared of assault despite the fact that he is on video clearly shown attacking the victim DJ Marcus McGee.

James also said that if your an MP the Secret Law is even more on your side because you don't get charged and don't even get near court if you are found to be fiddling your expenses for up to £200,000 a year clear fraud for any other citizen.

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Topics: White House




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