BALTIMORE - World famous surgeon Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum of The John Hopkins Medical Center has just performed his third operation via a woman's vaginal cavity.
Dr. Kettledrum's team of amazing doctors worked for three hours to remove Loretta Von Etter's wisdom tooth by way of her twidget.
Dr. K had said that Von Etter's mouth opening was much too small to use as a means of removing her number 3 wisdom tooth which x-rays clearly showed had a seven inch root.
So since Dr. K has performed surgeries in the past using the vaginal orifice as a type of surgical 'exit' he did not hesitate to take advantage of the fact that it is a highly 'doable' operation.
Back on March 2, 2009, Dr. K successfully performed surgery in which he removed a woman's kidney through her woo-woo. The patient Audrey Banjolina Longfellow only spent one hour in the hospital instead of the customary 3 to 4 days.
And this past April Dr. K and his team of amazing doctors removed three of his own grandmother, Kallie Kettledrum's female hormones through her playpen.
Grandma Kallie was able to leave the hospital about twenty minutes after coming out of the operating room.
As of now, Dr. Kettledrum is the only doctor in the world who performs these unique, time-saving, hospital stay saving, and money saving vaginal operations.
Two days before Von Etter's surgery, Dr. K performed a VO (vaginal operation) on an 84-year-old Des Moines, Iowa woman named Hattie May Tallahatchie.
Tallahatchie stated that she was given some anesthesia, a club sandwich, and three small glasses of Southern Comfort.
Hattie May said that after the third glass of Southern Comfort all she remembers is waking up after the operation and being told that the removal of both of her tonsils by way of her joybox cavity went perfectly.
She did say that for some reason that now whenever she pees she starts giggling uncontrollably. Dr. Kettledrum assured her that this is perfectly normal and that it should go away after about 25 more peeings.
The doctor did say that different women react differently to this VO procedure. He stated that for instance Loretta Von Etter told Dr. Kettledrum that she feels fine but that her only side effect from the removal of her wisdom tooth by way of her bearded taco is that she now has a strange desire to want to douche using toothpaste.
In other news. The BBC has just learned that the missile that North Korea fired at the planet Jupiter on June 22, 2009 missed it's intended target. It did however hit an unoccupied igloo in northern Alaska. Damage was minimal and the igloo puddle was simply mopped up.