Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Frankie is a Tory

A left wing looney who has changed his name by deed poll to Josef Stalin has accused Jockey Frankie Dettori of being a Tory.

Josef claims "Well for a start his name is a real give away Dettori rhymes with tory and every race he wins he always has all blue colours"

We pointed out that Frankie rides for the Godolphin stable and their colours are royal blue but Josef was sticking to his guns that Dettori is a Tory.

He is of course talking nonsense otherwise Godolphin trainer Saaed Bin Suroor might be accused of supporting the poor and thats highly unlikely.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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