WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just revealed that his designer line of blue jeans named the Brobama Designer All-Star Game Blue Jeans are now on sale.
The jeans are being manufactured by The Panting Pants of Panmunjom, a company that is tri-owned by Condoleezza Rice, Nancy Pelosi, and Barack Obama.
Souffle Bon Vivant, CEO of PP of P said that when she saw the president run onto the baseball field to throw out the first ball prior to the start of the all-star game she knew that she had to design a line of pants for the leader of the free world.
Ms. Bon Vivant said that the president was literally swimming in his jeans. She laughed and said that the pants looked like something that had been handed down to him from Wynonna Judd.
She called the president the next day and spent about 45 minutes talking to him about her proposal.
The president immediately told her that he is happily married to "The First Mama" but that if he wasn't he would probably accept her proposal in a New York minute.
He then told her that he did however like her second proposal about the "Brobama Designer All-Star Game Blue Jeans." He said that he especially liked the idea of the eight pockets instead of the customary four.
He also remarked that he thought that the feature of a beer bottle holder on the side was a pretty nifty idea.
Mrs. Obama suggested to her husband that since he is the president that he could sign a mandate stating that anyone who purchases a pair of "Brobama Designer All-Star-Blue Jeans" can claim them on their 2009 income tax return.
The president told her that it was a fantastic idea and that he would sign the required paperwork immediately.
President Obama did stipulate that every dime that he receives from his one third share of the profits will go into a special monetary fund set up to see to it that Michael Jackson's three kids get to receive a college education.
When the president was informed that MJ's kids are going to be filthy rich and will literally be swimming in money he sat down and thought about it.
"Okay" he remarked. "Then whatcha say that we put the money in a special monetary fund to help Senator John McCain get a hair transplant."
The president admitted that the one thing that really bothered him during the presidential debates was having to look at McCain's horrible comb over. The president said that it was all he could do to keep from laughing out loud.
When the president was told that McCain's wife, Cindy owns the biggest Budweiser dealerships in the country and has seven mansions and more money than all of the people in Vermont, Montana, Greenland, and Marina Del Rey put together he sat down and thought about it.
"Well then." He said, "I guess that I'll just have to put the money in Malia and Sasha's Wells Fargo Bank Savings Account."
In other news. Larry King interviewed the latest Tinseltown couple Adam Lambert and Jessica Simpson. The two lovebirds could not keep their hands off of each other. Towards the end of the show, Jessica turned to Larry and told him that she wants Adam's baby. Adam's face turned shocking pink and he said, "Jess, sweety, I do not have a baby."