Written by bigd

Saturday, 25 July 2009

image for Hero's blinking days numbered

Hiro Nakamura has just been diagnosed with facial paralysis. The time travelling Hero's nerve ends at the right side of his face are dead. It is feared the excessive squinting and blinking of his eyes whenever he attempts to bend time and space have finally caught on him.

"Time travel has had a toll on his face", Dr. Mohinder Suresh a geneticist, friend and spoke-person for Mr. Nakamura said. The following was the straight answer given to our reporter by Dr. Suresh regarding the extensive damage to Mr. Nakamura's health, "The idiopathic ailment was caused by transverse fractures in the horizontal plane thus damaging the vestibulocochlear nerve".

We still can not decipher the statement made by Dr. Suresh, we have however sent the transcript to the World Health Organisation for a simpler and sensible explanation.

In related news: Mr. Nakamura's side-kick, Mr. Ando Masahashi accidently electrocuted himself upon hearing the news of his friend and idol, the news caused a reflex that resulted in shooting lightning bolts through his finger nails from the unstable abilities he gained since he self-injected them in the hope to become a Hero. Mr. Ando is currently at Tokyo's speciality Burns Unit being treated for third degree wounds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Heroes




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