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British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role
London - (Bare Ass Mess): Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been honored by the British Whorse Society's top gong, the West End Naked Newcomer of the Year, for his nude torso role in Equus.
Read full story'Ugliest Woman in the world'
A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...
Read full storyEva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation
Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.
Read full storyWalMart in $25 million life-size nude Maria Sharapova blow-up rubber doll deal
Off the Wall Street - (Cute Russian Ass & Tits Mess): The City was in buoyant mood today following the announcement that WalMart Holdings has successfully negotiated a $25 million deal to the exclusive marketing rights of a life-size nude Maria Shara...
Read full storyGoldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.
Read full storyHeated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
Read full storyS.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
Read full storyJamie Lynn: Sex Scandal
Nickelodeon actress Jamie Lynn Spears admitted to pregnancy two months ago, and now it has been discovered who the father of her child is.
Read full storyMaria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"
Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus not allowed to tour in Europe due to row over her name
Miley Cyrus has had to cancel plans for a short tour of European cities after a row between her management and the European Commission over her name.
Read full storyThe English are snobbish, arrogant, pompous, two-faced, emotionally retarded, ignorant, thick, lazy, happy living on the state, foot-in-mouth, absolute plonker and his woman
From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.
Read full storyRon Paul Wins Maine
Ron Paul, the outsider Republican presidential candidate, stunned the political world with a victory in the state of Maine. While Mitt Romney recorded 52% of the vote to Paul's 19%, quirks in the Maine process led to Paul winning 40% of the state...
Read full storyRoger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great
Roger Federer has launched a blistering attack on British tennis player, Andy Murray.
Read full storyNew Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths
First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with a new range of flavoured
Read full storyFDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.
Read full storyRon Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana
President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus is Really a Boy!
Today, during a one million dollar interview, Miley Cyrus, admitted to People magazine that she used to be a boy!...
Read full storyThe Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste
For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...
Read full storySnooker is 'Kinda Gay'
'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.
Read full storyEverybody Loves Raymond Reunion Show To Debut In Fall
Everybody loves Raymond ran on television for nine seasons. The successful comedy series will make a return this fall in a reunion show that is a pilot for a new series. Unfortunately, it has had to be re-cast as none of the main stars of the origi...
Read full storyNaked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way
Last season, the American Idol television show was rocked by scandal when naked pictures of three of the top twenty-four contestants were made available for viewing on the internet. That scandal has continued into 2008 and Season #7 as naked picture...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears Promotes Teen MILF Fashion
Jamie Lynn Spears will be heading up a line of fashion for attractive young mothers. Her new fashion label, Teen MILF, will focus on girls under 20 who have their own kids. Stella McCartney, a prominent fashion designer and daughter...
Read full storyDolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident
Branson, Missouri - Dolly Parton's is to undergo emergency breast and nipple reduction surgery to relieve a chronic backache. It is the sixth time she has been under the knife for recurring medical condition that she has had since the 5th grade.
Read full storyAussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties
SYDNEY, New South Wales - A demonstration in Centennial Park brought together close to 3,000 women protesters. Fortunately, most of them were wearing thongs, so the Fire Brigade didn't have to be called.
Read full storyBritney in Schwarzenegger 'vagina landfill site' appeal
Los Angeles, California - (Detox Mess): Britney Spears has petitioned California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's private orifice after her Mom told LA psych ward directors the singer's problems all lay in a toxic vagina that "had seen m...
Read full storyPaula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol
The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.
Read full storyLolita pole-dancing equipment a top loss-leader says Woolies
London - (Unbelievably Tacky Mess): High Street retailer Woolworths is said to be stunned at the barrage of criticism levelled at its top loss-leading under-12s' pole dancing equipment marketed under the Lolita range.
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross
In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.
Read full storyNaomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian
Sao Paulo - (Vagus Nerve Mess): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has flown in to Brazil for a clitoris transplant. Reports from Sao Paulo state her own little pinkie recently fell off from too much crack-fueled wear and tear.
Read full storyMadonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director
Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...
Read full storyBritney Spears Gets New Tattoo After Mental Hospital Release
Britney Spears checked herself out of a Los Angeles mental hospital today and celebrated her release with a new tattoo. Body paint artist Juan Orozco gave the Pop Princess a multi colored image that Britney said should keep her out of trouble and he...
Read full storyBritney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift
Britney Spears is reportedly very distressed at the media coverage of her hospital admissions. Under the advice of her Psychiatrist, Dr Felix Erboob, she has been advised to travel incognito and go and visit a few places to chill out.
Read full storyGuns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album
Los Angeles, Ca (Rooters) - A source close to the band Guns N' Roses have told the TheSpoof.com that the new Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will be in fact a bluegrass album.
Read full storyBill Belichick overheats in short sleeve hooded sweatshirt; leaves game early for medical attention
GLENDALE, AZ. Apparently Bill Belichick couldn't handle the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
Read full storyNational High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida
The National High School Cheerleading Championships took place once again at Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida. Teams from every state in the nation attended the competition to prove that they could jump, yell, flip, and wave their pom pom...
Read full storyHayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?
The rumors are true: Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are moving in together. Sources have said that Hayden is only moving in with her older boyfriend to cover up the fact that she is already pregnant, and Milo may not be the father.
Read full storySharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags
Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D image causes seizures in Japan
Tokyo, Japan - Japanese government officials took immediate action to ban the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D Movie: "Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour," after it was reported that a number of Japanese adolescents suddenly came down with seizu...
Read full storyMaria Sharapova tells Qatari fans about St Valentine's Day sexual fantasies
Doha, Qatar - (Cute Little Ass Mess): In her first pre-Qatar Women's Open Championship interview uninhibited blonde Russian tennis superstar Maria Sharapova has spoken frankly about love, romance and the appetites that drive her as she works out...
Read full storyTiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"
Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.
Read full storyRoger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour
The controversy over who is the best looking male tennis player in the world heated up to a new level today. In a hastily convened press conference Roger Federer a...
Read full storyBritney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible
Los Angeles - (Alimony Mess): Sam Lufti has lashed out at stories he was behind a mind/vagina control trap to drug singer Britney Spears into hypnagogic submission.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches
"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
Read full storyHillary Clinton to pose nude for Playboy
In an effort to salvage support for her waning presidential candidacy, New York senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she will pose nude for Playboy Magazine.
Read full storyBritney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed
(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...
Read full storyWhen Harry met Ginny
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is currently taking time off set as he is suffering with a black eye.
Read full storyFokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess
Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...
Read full storyVanessa asked to get "knocked up"
Vanessa Hudgens was shocked when a casting member on the High School Musical movie asked her to get "knocked up" for the filming of HSM3. "This just came as a total shock to me," Vanessa admits to Teen Fling Magazine. "I mean the movies are suppos...
Read full storyPancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'
Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.
Read full storyPregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs
Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...
Read full storySenator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina
At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.
Read full storyPope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears
At an early morning press conference at the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI firmly denied having ever having received fellatio from Jamie Lynn Spears, the pregnant youthful star of TV's Zoey 101 and the younger sister of troubled pop star Britney Spe...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus legally changes her name to Hannah Montana; files court papers in Los Angeles to make it official
Los Angeles, California - Shortly after arriving at LAX Airport from Roma, Italy where Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) canceled a scheduled command performance in Vatican City before Pope Benedict XVI, Cyrus drove in her black Hummer limousine di...
Read full storyAlex Jones Quits Radio Show
AUSTIN - A stunned radio audience learned late Friday afternoon that Alex Jones, the nationally syndicated radio talk show host, will retire from broadcasting effective March 17th of this year.
Read full storyRoger Federer: My Nights of Torment
Basel - (Insomnia Mess): Twelve times grand slam winner Roger Federer seems in buoyant mood ahead of the reported $10 million exhibition match on 10 March at the Madison Square Garden Men's Vogue/NetJets Showdown against world record ho...
Read full story"Wilson" Star of "Castaway" Rescued" and is to be Reunited with Actor Tom Hanks
In what Tom Hanks described as "A miracle", the sea faring Wilson, who was tragically dislodged from his raft in the movie "Castaway," and given up for dead, has washed ashore near Naples, Florida. After nearly seven years his jo...
Read full storyAmerican Idol Contestants to Appear Naked
Hollywood, Calofornia (IPP) - American Idol contestants will appear naked on the next show. Only persons over the age of 16 will be allowed to see the naked special edition of American Idol.
Read full storyBritish Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights
British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President George Bush and other Republican dignitaries unveiled a "Great Depression Survival Package" for American citizens on Friday to much fanfare.
Read full storyRon Paul's image appearing on tortillas now the most popular throughout the Southwest, even surpassing that of the Virgin Mary
White Sands, New Mexico - As Ron Paul continues to trail in the polls, followers now face the harsh reality that their man of great promise has little to nil chance of winning the Republican primary, let alone the 2008 presidency. Yet, they are showi...
Read full storyDid Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?
As you all know, Zac Efron had his appendix taken out, or did he? Sources say that his appendectomy was actually the birth of his daughter, Allison Marie Efron.
Read full storyMichael Jackson named sons after their Saudi grandfather Prince Bandar
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...
Read full storyHitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson
The grandniece of disgraced Nazi pig nose Adolf Hitler has entered the cutthroat world of fashion by designing a haute-couture colostomy bag for the grandson of Russian tyrant Joseph Stalin
Read full storyBrangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!
LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in
Read full storyPrince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy
Prince Harry, the illegitimate product of a liaison between the late beloved Princess Diana and scoundrel James Screwitt has been severely reprimanded and banned from leave for three months by Lieutenant Peregrine Cholmondly-Smythe who is in charge o...
Read full storyPope Benedict XVI demands audience with Hannah Montana; disappointed when Miley Cyrus shows up
Vatican City - After responding to a command performance for the Pope to sing for him in Vatican City, Miley Cyrus reportedly, shortly after she was introduced to the Holy See, left before she could sing for the head of the Catholic Church. Witnesses...
Read full storySarkozy and Bruni engaged in spectacular divorce proceedings
In an extraordinary twist of events, it was announced today in Paris that the newly-wed couple Sarkozy - Bruni was to part ways with immediate effect. The French President and his model wife were only married last week in a secret ceremony.
Read full storyRevenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage
Suez Canal - (Rotters): Pesky dolphins, fed up with the constant attention-seeking barrage of Hollywood wannabes like Hayden Panettiere muscling in on their act, have been blamed for a series of attacks on underwater internet cables that have caused...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Scandal Upon Scandal
Once again, young Miley Cyrus is embroiled in a scandal, and mental health professionals are concerned.
Read full storyBachchan in-laws' astrologers driving me potty with pregnancy fears says Aishwarya Rai
Mumbai - (Bollywood Mess): India's leading female movie star Aishwarya Rai has told reporters she is being driven to distraction by her in-laws' astrologers after yet another pregnancy no-show this month was publicly attributed to the recent...
Read full storyNew Hannah Montana Album to Contain Explicit Lyrics
Hannah Montana's third album, set for an April release, will certainly be her most controversial.
Read full storyCarla Brunei soon to become France's Heather Mills?
Windsor Castle - (Lurid Ass Mess): Is Carla Brunei about to become France's very own Heather Mills? Worried courtiers and Castle attendants are unanimous that hell will freeze over first before the walking slagheap-cum-France's first Mada...
Read full storyBritney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown
Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for. Rumors did circulate th...
Read full storyManchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster
Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...
Read full storyJohn McCain Converts to Scientology
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.
Read full storyHigh School Virgin Sues Health Teacher for Not Teaching Her Sex
A virgin high school freshman has filed a lawsuit against her health teacher for "refusing to show her how to have sex." Laura Morris, was unsure how to have sex, so she went to seek help from her health teacher, Derrick Caldwell.
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?
SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...
Read full storyStealth Bomber Goes Missing
A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...
Read full storyObama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll
Barack Obama's presidential election campaign was in tatters last night following allegations he'd been found in a compromising position with a life size Oprah Winfrey blow up doll.
Read full story12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal
Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.
Read full storyPresident Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei
Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.
Read full storyLarge yellow object spotted in sky
An investigation is underway today in Co. Donegal, Ireland after a large glowing yellow circle was spotted in the sky. Several eye witnesses said they had never seen the like of it.
Read full storyGenetically Modified Banana Escapes from Secret Government Facility
Oak Ridge, Tennessee - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued an All Points Bulletin (APB) for a genetically modified banana that went missing over the weekend.
Read full storyHannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London
Riots broke out in London today after the news that the Hannah Montana tour planned for the UK has had to be cancelled over complications with British trades descriptions law.
Read full storyPresident Bush Joins Facebook, Waits for Friend Requests
Perhaps the future of presidential popularity will be determined by the number of friends on Facebook.
Read full storyBin laden bids for Liverpool
It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.
Read full storyObama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies
Barack Obama's campaign is outraged with Clinton staffers who reportedly released photos of their candidate in traditional African garb.
Read full storyBritish Law To Be Introduced In Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia has announced that, in a landmark reciprocal agreement with the British government and the Church of England, it will introduce British Law in place of Sharia Law from next month. The move comes after Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop...
Read full storyVenus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground
Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.
Read full storyDwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team
British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...
Read full storyTom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi
Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force. "The Force is just a lot cooler," said Cruise, "and, if you think about it, the...
Read full storyParis Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.
Read full storyNaked Jordan Devastated After Surgery Leaves Her Looking Normal
Glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price has today slammed plastic surgery after hers went horrifically wrong. Jordan is in hiding today after revealing that her latest boob job has left her with average sized boobs, which are neither pe...
Read full storyQueen given £3m to make crumbling Kate Middleton safe
London - Preposterous Mess): The UK's top royal benefit scounger has managed to blag a £3 million swagbag to shore up a disastrous PR campaign that promoted desperate wannabe somebody Kate Middleton as the next House of Windsor bride.
Read full storyEngland rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales
The English rugby team has found itself in hot water with the government's watchdog for mediocrity. The Council for Underperformance in National Teams has launched an investigation into how the England XV nearly won at Twickenham yesterday.
Read full storyPet Octopus Rage Takes Australia by Storm
Darwin, Australia (IPP) - Octopus ownership has soared in Australia and it is now believed that pet Octopuses (an accepted variant of the word Octopi) now out number pet kangaroos. The fad is so popular that by law the word Octopus must now be capit...
Read full storySNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest
New York, New York - Lorne Michaels finally ended speculation regarding who would be playing the role of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, on SNL this season, announcing that the part would go to the show's other regular impersonator of persons...
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment
Cristiano Ronaldo, the gay Manchester United striker, has announced that he has had extensive laser treatment in France, but has not specified which part of his body it was on.
Read full storySpice Girls tour bombs
Toronto - (Dismal Mess): "Told you so" seems to be the overwhelming reaction to a Spice Girls PR announcement that the rest of their much hyped comeback tour has bombed.
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