Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

Funny story written by shea lo

Friday, 22 February 2008

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LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in December, last year.

Originally 'pooh-poohed' by Jolie's handlers as the 'mere figment of a socially-deprived hack's imagination", shea lo's reports have now been confirmed. Angelina Jolie is not only pregnant with twins but plans to marry Brad Pitt soon.

Confirmation of this was received by way of a terse comment from the Brangelina camp: "Brad and Angie have reportedly agreed to a 100-million-pound pre-nup contract prior to their forthcoming wedding."

Meanwhile, a pregnant Angelina had a rather major health shock in mid-air when she suddenly collapsed during an 18-hour flight. En route to Los Angeles from Iraq she suffered from nosebleeds and cramps and fainted on her plane seat.

Quick thinking medics gave her oxygen when she landed after which they gave her the All-clear to leave.

For further Brangelina updates stay tuned to shea lo at TheSpoof.com - bringing you The Spoof; the whole spoof and nothing but the spoof.

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